My Entire Body Is Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At The 50 Funniest Tweets From June
"Really wanted 1 boo this summer but if god want me to have 3 then 7 it is" —@Valcamio
Hi everyone! June has been great, but it's coming to an end, so I decided to round up the absolute funniest tweets people posted this month just to make you smile. Enjoy!
1.
Oh I love her music! pic.twitter.com/TRQ4xlaVEG
— leafy lane 🏒🐭 (@leafylane16) June 22, 2024
2.
When I walk in the Olive Garden pic.twitter.com/NltQKdh8nv
— John Rosenberger (@JohnJohnPhenom) June 20, 2024
3.
Rapunzel if she had twitter https://t.co/QaBwTTuhwr
— rheya ᯓ 🍉 (@amitheonlyone_n) June 21, 2024
4.
british people are like "i was in Uni" and they mean preschool or some bullshit idk im tired of their asses
— Anne Chovy (@AnneChovy2) June 21, 2024
6.
🚨 they gentrified Cookie Crisp 🚨 pic.twitter.com/YDKCcVEq1s
— Raft ⚠️(they/them)⚠️ (@caitraft) June 12, 2024
7.
"Ladies, I heard you were choosing the bear..." https://t.co/3uMN6lVcnr
— Portia ♍️ McGonagal (@PortiaMcGonagal) June 18, 2024
8.
my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated pic.twitter.com/OJ1QMj36WW
— Sarah (@itssarahdutcher) June 2, 2024
9.
Eating 100 grams of protein a day but I don’t lift so it’s going straight to my brain. Just remembered how to do long division
— serena shahidi (@glamdemon2004) June 20, 2024
10.
Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild pic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) June 5, 2024
11.
12 years ago today, I was sitting between a mother and child on an international flight when the child asked me to pass his mom this note: pic.twitter.com/kZf5odpZ48
— Daniel Litt (@littmath) June 9, 2024
12.
happy june 1st it's pic.twitter.com/hmMzA6Q1nq
— illegally blond 🇵🇭🇵🇸 (@kcdanger) June 1, 2024
13.
Sometimes my room mate gives the house cat a middle part when she’s bored pic.twitter.com/4aYobCPFKL
— Kbear 👹 @ ballers gay brain rot⚡️ (@Kbearart) June 5, 2024
14.
why i ordered a desk off temu and they send me this pic.twitter.com/sgwkHZKz7d
— slim🫧 (@mellabankss) June 17, 2024
15.
You can only get this vanity plate in Nebraska, where the DMV doesn't know better than to deny it: pic.twitter.com/yfj7jvOqxH
— Greg with Two G's (@plusgreg) June 3, 2024
16.
Holy fucking shit, Danny absolutely hated being in this wedding. Already at the thrift store pic.twitter.com/4oPWtGz098
— bayou blastbeats (@alienantware) June 14, 2024
17.
I’ve come in possession of the best fishing hat in the world pic.twitter.com/s5hL2kcukx
— Kate Whitaker 🏺☕️ (@kwhitaker_) June 15, 2024
18.
last night i was talking to a guy at a party and someone said "he wrote a movie about tennis" and i said "oh you mean challengers?" and he said "yeah i wrote challengers" and i was like "haha good one," turrns out he actually wrote challengers
— John Ganz 𓅓 (@lionel_trolling) June 22, 2024
19.
My cat started gagging so I put down a paper towel for her to throw up on and look what she did 😑 pic.twitter.com/EAsScgD7oT
— Dr. fem boi magnet (@La_calderone) June 22, 2024
20.
twitter making likes private is crazy..i can’t check my man’s page like the newspaper every day now smh
— Christina (@spanishcvndy) June 12, 2024
21.
No one on Facebook can believe their kid is turning ANY age
— LL Gabagool Jay (@JayTorch1031) June 8, 2024
24.
I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) June 14, 2024
25.
wdym i cant stalk his likes anymore pic.twitter.com/AgfHl7Zheo
— h! (@hann4phobic) June 12, 2024
26.
Facebook is so funny. It’s a group called Black Jeep owners and a white man posted him and his black jeep and said “totally misunderstood the group name but I’m rolling w it. I love it here.” 💀💀
— jus (@bbnojutsu) June 22, 2024
27.
Sat in the waiting room at the vet and a lady just came walking in and goes “oh fuck, I’ve left the dog at home” 😂😂
— Nicholas Mullan (@NicholasMullan_) June 17, 2024
28.
My bf just sent me this photo of a dog sitting in first class on Air France pic.twitter.com/dLMaq8QFP3
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) June 13, 2024
29.
They delivered 70 boxes of snacks and water for our summer program. I unloaded 3 hand trucks in like 15 min. The delivery guy gonna say “I was gonna ask for your number but you too strong and independent I’d rather just tell you we’re hiring” 😭😭😭😭😭
— HER. (@Adore_Shay) June 12, 2024
30.
We aggressively recycle cards in our household. Sometimes it’s kind of funny. pic.twitter.com/M01AAatBZl
— Dr Thomas Piggott (He/Him) MD PhD (@twpiggott) June 16, 2024
31.
I keep seeing people write “miss information” instead of “misinformation” and all I can picture when I read it is this pic.twitter.com/CSPpRiuX3f
— Grapie Deltaco 🇵🇷 (@grapiedeltaco) June 16, 2024
33.
How it feels to be the one planning the friend vacation https://t.co/6dRl70fyCN
— ThickyRicky (@theeRicoTaquito) June 16, 2024
34.
Happy Father’s Day pic.twitter.com/Lfqp6vh3UZ
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) June 16, 2024
35.
Really wanted 1 boo this summer but if god want me to have 3 then 7 it is
— 🍬 (@Valcamio) June 12, 2024
36.
i am so grateful for you
— 21pac (@chummadeserving) June 11, 2024
i can't imagine a day without you babe pic.twitter.com/U2L5sQz4fV
37.
my dog be barking like he got his $75 for pet rent
— DESTINY 🌸 (@lololitsdes) June 3, 2024
38.
nurse drawing my blood yelled "we have a fainter" like really loud before anything happened which bothered me but then i did faint so it was like okay nevermind fair
— Cass (@_casscore) June 10, 2024
39.
it should not be this hard to cancel a planet fitness membership. I’m joining a new gym so I wanted to cancel and the lady at the front desk said
— Victor 🦇 (@himbo_chico) June 4, 2024
“and if i don’t cancel it, what are you gunna do about it?”
????????? pic.twitter.com/ZLgDpJgBbS
40.
one thing about spongebob towns people they was ready to riot at any point
— troythedesigner 🦂 (@troythedesigner) June 4, 2024
41.
Sometimes when i lock eyes with a man by accident ill close my eyes real tight so he know i didn’t mean anything by it
— Grip Bayless🫵🏾 (@talleyberrybaby) June 8, 2024
42.
Is yo sneaky link santa https://t.co/xy6yxc3ARA
— Americas most blunted (@Random_nerd2001) June 22, 2024
43.
Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride.
— Hustlanani (@hustlanani) June 8, 2024
45.
Ain’t get my dad no gift for Father’s Day. Just hit him with one of these before I left the crib for work pic.twitter.com/0vA1ZlBWUp
— good yute. (@SkyHighEph) June 16, 2024
46.
i really can’t believe i got pulled over last night 😂😂😂😂😂ts was so funny. dude was like “PULL OVER SOUTH” i stuck my head out the window & said “sir which way is south ?” & his ass just let me go😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/TuMLjs3lVD
— cho (@thishunchoshit) June 1, 2024
48.
Got in a car accident today…… Shooters shoot I suppose hahaha pic.twitter.com/M2c7L0OZFn
— brooklyn babyy (@thee_SACK) June 2, 2024
49.
They talkin about $1700 for some new brakes. I’m good! 😂 pic.twitter.com/Lfj4zwHSSM
— No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT) (@nocontextdrumar) June 23, 2024
50.
fella pupa pic.twitter.com/L2bXJwTllT
— music struggles & wins (@musicstruggles1) June 4, 2024