maggiep

The Heathers, as created by random stuff in our closets and 30 minutes at the thrift store 3 blocks away from my house. We got featured on bar's Instagram for a costume contest we didn't even enter.

Anyone who doesn't say Chocolate Coconut Almonds has clearly never consumed perfection. I rarely buy them because I will, without a doubt, eat half of the carton on the way home from the store. But when I do, it's the best 15-minute drive of my life.

I'm from the South, so when I told my mom in the 7th grade that I was a vegetarian, it was met with a resounding "not while I'm cooking your food you're not." Dreams were crushed, meat was eaten. Fast forward 3 years, after a school trip to New York City and an evening hunched over… Read More

When I'm hungover all I ever want to eat is a turkey sandwich on that really crappy white bread that you can flatten with a single press and a smear of mayo. I've been a vegetarian for all of my drinking years, so it's a weird craving. That doesn't stop me from stocking up on Tofurky… Read More

As a born and bred US Southerner, I honest to god love cricket. It's so exciting and hard to play well. Also it is very satisfying that the scores can go so high. Personally, I find it a lot easier to understand when watching a match in person, so trying to explain the rules to people… Read More

Last year on Halloween my sister, my roommate, and I went to a live podcast taping and we decided to change our costumes at the last time. A trip to the thrift store and a few safety pins later I'd say were are the spitting image of the Heathers. Didn't have enough time to set my… Read More

My twin sister and I sent our mom the exact same Mother's Day card this year. This could definitely be termed a coincidence by a ~non-believer~ but I choose to think otherwise. Just the most recent incident in 26 years of calling each at the exact same time to ask the exact same question,… Read More

Kazakhstan is also in Eastern Europe/Central Asia and has a Z. Mostly continents are bullshit.

Every time I can't open a jar or zip up my dress or build an Ikea table or some other stupid task that I would ask my dad/brother/boyfriend to help with I remember that Irina Dunn said "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle," and I suddenly find the strength to complete… Read More

So...are we sure mushroom coffee isn't drugs? My old boss used to make psychedelic shroom tea from legit wild mushrooms that grew naturally in her flower beds.