Buzz·Posted on 23 Sept 201820 Tweets You'll Enjoy If You're Frankly Exhausted By Men"Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed Australia 1. day @DaynaHorton Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag 05:56 PM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Amy Fowler @AmyAbroad Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look. 🤷♀️ 08:19 AM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall MEN! Accentuate your best features, e.g. piercing blue eyes, to draw attention away from problem areas, e.g. really horrible person 07:00 PM - 27 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. AlexBertulisFernande @alexbertanades Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece: 07:17 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kashana @kashanacauley "Where'd you meet him?" "On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me." 06:24 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sarah Mowrey @SarahMowrey A group of white men is called a subreddit 07:55 PM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Eric Colossal @EricColossal Not only are women LYING when they wear make up but I just learned their legs aren't made of denim either! They wear something called jeans to trick men! I want a REAL woman with natural boot cut legs! 01:19 AM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Scorp:igbo 🌒 @VanessaIfeoma This guy just unmatched me because he named some monty python cast member and I didn’t know who it was. So Michael Palin if you’re out there, please suck this boys dick because nobody else will 06:39 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. LEA MARIE☁️ @LeaKetchum Men have the weirdest way of handling rejection. “Any last words” IM DYING 😂 09:28 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright Middle aged man: If I don't get paid to say whatever I want wherever I want it, I am oppressed. Woman: *Apologizes to a chair for bumping into it." 04:44 PM - 24 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Isco's bandy leg @ReyanAlinour Men: I'm a feminist too Me: Men: I said I'm a feminist too you stupid bitch!! 07:32 AM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter Why was he walking in such an unsafe area of town? https://t.co/TyvKgmWtdW 01:04 AM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Patricia Zengerle @ReutersZengerle Why did the mansplainer drown in the puddle? It was a well, actually. 05:58 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Fairuza Sulk @Bruisey Ran into your boyfriend at Lowe’s 08:57 PM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Karen Chee @karencheee Venn diagram of men who get upset when I accidentally say “the” before a band name & men who don’t care abt gender pronouns is a perfect circle 10:10 PM - 20 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch Freddie Prinze Jr doing poetry off the cuff with a hacky sack and everyone loving it in She's All That is the epitome of male mediocrity being rewarded 10:49 PM - 08 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jane Harris @blablafishcakes If male writers were marketed in the same way as female writers. Via Christopher Hamilton-Emery. 10:55 AM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lesley Nneka Arimah @larimah Whenever I save the numbers of my female friends’ male partners in my phone, I use the Handmaid’s Tale model for their last names, so Anthony OfBianca. 06:34 PM - 14 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. do u wanna build a strawman @suzangst how many men's rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they still use gaslighting 12:01 PM - 26 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. wwwdmmmffnn @woodmuffin The jellyfish is the most masculine creature in the sea, as it is both fragile and toxic 01:22 PM - 28 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite