1. A hardwood Adirondack chair in an eye-catching color, because the first step in your yard's glow-up is setting up a nice spot to just kick back in style.
2. A colorful abstract rug that will make your patio or deck a bit more sophisticated, and *also* prevent you from burning your precious tootsies on that scorching pavement.
3. An outdoor dog bed because Sir Snuggles deserves to get in on the outdoor lounging, too. This wicker bed's cushion has a removable and washable cover, so drool stains and doggy stink will never interrupt your paradise.
4. A weather-resistant, wood-look privacy screen with a built-in planter box that's perfect for folks whose idea of an outdoor oasis doesn't include trash cans, AC units, gas tanks, or whatever other slightly unsightly item is living in your yard.
5. A large outdoor pouf in jute-like fabric, to serve as extra seating for all your pals, or just extra seating for your feet.
6. A wicker teardrop egg lounger for folks who don't just want a backyard lounge area — they want a boho, vintage-inspired backyard paradise.
7. And a pair of curved rattan open weave chairs because hey, we can't all fit in the egg chair at once — at least this will give your guests somewhere equally stylish to park it while they wait their turn.
8. A circular patio day bed that's pretty much exactly like the kind you find at a real luxury resort. This cushioned beauty has an adjustable canopy, so you can stay posted up in there all day long.
9. A gas-powered firepit because you want to be able to enjoy your personal oasis even on chilly evenings, right? Or even just warm nights where you want some ambiance (or s'mores).
10. A glass-topped wicker side table that's perfect for holding a nice glass (or three) of rosé at sunset.
11. A pair of cushioned swivel rocking chairs because they have a steel frame and a wicker exterior, combining the best of both worlds...kind of like combining a swivel chair and a rocking chair.
12. A seven-piece rattan conversation set so you can start having a ton of conversations that begin with people telling you, "Wow...your backyard is AMAZING."
13. A stylish wicker deck box because those pool noodles have to be stored somewhere...so why not store them somewhere that adds to the "I'm at a chic luxury spa with my notifications muted" vibe?
14. An aluminum patio gazebo that comes with both curtains and netting, so you'll be able to enjoy it ASAP, without any pesky bugs showing up to ruin your dinner party.
15. A solar-powered outdoor shower to hose off after dips in the pool, or just...shower outdoors. Hey, why not? It's your backyard! (Though you might want to invest in a privacy screen.)
16. A six-person hot tub because maybe, just maybe, you are ready to become A Jacuzzi Person. Also, this shouldn't be the reason you get a Jacuzzi, but I can factually report that everyone wants to hang out in a friend's Jacuzzi. It's science!
17. A pair of sleek steel-frame solar-powered floor lights to give your patio an absolutely luxe glow. These two lights literally look like something you'd see on the back deck of a totally fancy schmancy hotel.
18. Or a pair of mason jar-inspired solar lanterns for folks whose idea of a perfect resort has a little more cottagecore charm.
19. A wood-burning pizza oven because what's a resort without a restaurant, right? And this oven isn't just for pizza — it can also grill meat and bake bread. Use the built-on thermometer to keep an eye on the temperature, and the wheels to move it around when you do yet another backyard makeover.
20. A pair of classic estate planters with self-watering features to give your back entrance some casual elegance. Your chipped terra-cotta planters simply could never.
21. A wooden playhouse because if your family involves tiny people, this is going to be more exciting to them than all the beautiful rattan furniture in the world. The built-in play kitchen will be a thrill for them, and classic cedar styling makes it so this playhouse is not an eyesore for you.
22. A set of two adjustable aluminum chaise lounges that have a classic, clean-line design (especially if you get them in one of the darker shades).
23. Or a pair of modern padded wicker chaise lounges for folks whose definition of relaxation begins and ends with the phrase "foam-filled cushion."
24. An illuminated fountain because I don't know about you, but when I think "resort," I think the soothing sound of falling water. Plus, the lights will give your backyard a little glow and keep you from tripping over a stray sprinkler or soccer ball.
25. A classic white pergola to give your yard some extra charm and definition. Oooh, can you picture this with some sort of vines growing up the sides? I love it already.
26. A plaid outdoor pillow so your chaise or couch can have a pop of fun, preppy flair. Things don't have to be monotone to be luxe! I mean, has Blair Waldorf taught us nothing?
27. A 120-inch market umbrella with adjustable height, a tilt button, and solar-powered lights, because no one backyard item will solve all your problems...but this one comes close!
28. A seven-person outdoor dining set because the acacia wood alone makes it feel more glam than your current metal dining set...and the chevron detailing takes it all to the next level.
29. A hammock with its own stand, so you can really kick back and fully take in the majesty of your new and improved yard. The stand is made of powder-coated steel, and the hammock can fit up to two people.
30. A wicker bar set so you and your bestie/ partner/ roommate can spend all your free time at your new favorite neighborhood watering hole (it's called your yard).
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