1."I saw it in Teen Vogue a year ago. So if you are trying to sell it to me for full price, you picked the wrong girl."
2."I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [Wolf whistle] I object!"
3."I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything."
4.Elle: "This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious." Older woman: "What? Practically deformed?"
5."Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed."
6."What, like it’s hard?"
7."Oh, I like your outfit too, except, when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
8."I am never gonna be good enough for you, am I?"
9.When Elle hands her résumé to Professor Callahan:
10."For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment."
11.When Elle finds out she has been selected for Callahan's firm's internship.
12."Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands; they just don’t."
13.When Elle helps David Kidney get a date.
14."And...the bible."
15.This butthead quote when Elle and Emmett are driving to interview someone related to the case they are working on.
16."Don't stomp your little last-season Prada shoes at me, honey."
17."Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm, at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?"
18."If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were."
19."If I’m gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead."
20."You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself."
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