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Also: "One time a ladybug opened its wings on my toe and I didn't like it so I made my dog eat it" -5 year old

Kid 1: (running around in circles) I have 8 thousand bottles of energy Kid 2: (sprawled on the ground) I have a billion bottles of energy, I just don't feel like using them right now Big mood kid

I have lived and breathed Harry Potter since I read the first book, reading and re-reading them, losing myself in Harry, Ron, and Hermione's magical universe. Harry Potter got me through so many hard times, from losing my grandfather in an accident to growing up with anxiety and depression… Read More

This is the second time I've seen this reference and i still don't get it!? Is it a way to make sure guests don't drive home drunk? Or is there a dirtier meaning?

I'm 18 and i still don't know what a key party is ?

In Cars, Lightning comes racing in to the gas station and goes "Doc has a Piston Cup!" (Or something along thoes lines) Mater then spits out his drink and says with bewilderment, "He did what in his cup?" Took me years to get that. When I finally did, I cracked up, and was then questioned… Read More

While we are at it (and seeing as we are so smart) lets screw voting rights and racial equality and marriage equality and, hell, we might as well make slavery a thing again. Oh, and let's make sure every white man earns 80 cents to every dollar a Latina woman makes doing the same… Read More

Touché

This article seems unnecessary. It is stereotypical and not very funny. White people do not eat only "unseasoned" or "bland" food, just as Hispanic people do not eat enchiladas exclusively and Asian people do not eat only white rice. I'm half Jewish half white, and my family eats… Read More