If You've Ever Wondered Why Goofy Can Talk But Pluto Can't, I Have 10 Very Important Theories For You
One of the internet's most enduring mysteries is why Pluto is the only original Disney character who doesn't talk — and I finally have an answer. Actually, if I'm being exact, I have 10 answers.
Hi! My name is Alice, and I'm a Pluto truther. While some people obsess over Roswell and the moon landing, I'm convinced Pluto (the dog, not the planet) is fully capable of standing on two legs and maybe even talking.
I first developed this theory when I visited Disney World in 2007, but I'm certainly not the first person to notice that something is off with Pluto.
The internet is full of people asking why Pluto is the only member of the "Sensational Six" who doesn't walk and talk like an anthropomorphized animal.
Unlike my fellow Pluto truthers who ask why Goofy acts like a human and Pluto doesn't, I'm the only one bold enough to posit that Pluto actually can walk and talk like a human.