A Skeptic Tries
To me, they just seem like the first draft of a breakfast food—floppy, unformed, plenty of room for improvement.
Maggie Lange
How a vile, disgusting, and absolutely adolescent prank almost ruined the condiment for me.
Sharrona Pearl
As an Australian, I am hence qualified to be the judge of this salty Brooklyn slice.
Kate McAuley
I’d dodged red candy all my life. Until, in a late night delirium, a handful of sweet little fish swam right into my mouth.
Justine Lee
In an era that glorifies hustling, keeping calm and caffeine-free is my small act of resistance.
Luna Adler
When oatmeal for breakfast was deemed essential for my health, I decided it was finally time to choke those gooey grains down.
Joel Wigelsworth
I’d been so focused on finding 'authentic' restaurants that I ignored one of the most American foods of them all.
Ali Francis