Zack Snyder’s Army of the Dead trailer is here, and the whole internet is finally in on the fact that Tig Notaro is a stone cold fox. So, while everyone’s paying attention, let us publicly make the request we’ve been privately discussing for years: Remake every Tom Cruise movie with Tig Notaro, you cowards!
Tig Notaro as Maverick in Top Gun
![Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Top Gun wearing in aviators and a flight jump suit](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tig.jpg?w=800&resize=800%2C534)
Tig Notato as Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder
![Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Days of Thunder wearing a race car helmet and smiling](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tig-5.jpg?w=800&resize=800%2C500)
Tig Notaro as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire
![Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Jerry Maguire wearing a flannel and leather jacket](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tig-3.jpg?w=800&resize=800%2C500)
Tig Notaro as Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible
![Tig Notaro Photoshopped into Mission Impossible, hovering just above the floor on a zipline](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tig2.jpg?w=800&resize=800%2C500)
Tig Notaro as Cage in The Edge of Tomorrow
![Tig Notaro Photoshopped into The Edge of Tomorrow with Emily Blunt, wearing a robotic suit](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tig-8.jpg?w=800&resize=800%2C500)
Tig Notaro as Lt. Kaffee in A Few Good Men
![Tig Notaro Photoshopped into A Few Good Men with Demi Moore wearing a Navy uniform](https://cdn.statically.io/img/www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/tig-7.jpg?w=800&resize=800%2C500)
She’s got the range — see for yourself.
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Heather Hogan is an Autostraddle senior editor who lives in New York City with her wife, Stacy, and their cackle of rescued pets. She's a member of the Television Critics Association, GALECA: The Society of LGBTQ Entertainment Critics, and a Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer critic. You can also find her on Twitter and Instagram.
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hahaha HEATHER
BRILLIANT
Why stop there? There must be some others we can replace
I did not know this was the thing I needed until I saw this and now this is the *only* thing I need.
How can you forget Tom Cruise in Cocktail? It would also add that much needed lesbian energy to the Outsiders.
With Diane Lane? Yes please!!!!
How have I never noted until now?? 🙈🤣
Amazing work lol. This…is perfect. Hollywood please do this.
Tig in Legend? Satan wouldn’t have a chance. Hasn’t been this roasted since Montero.
This is perfection. Ha! And thank you.
So what I got from that trailer is that the zombies are straight and the good guys aren’t. Which is QUITE a metaphor and someone should write that movie for real!
Tig Notaro in Interview With A Vampire!
omg this is the amazingness I come to autostraddle for — not just the news (“trailer with tig comes out”) but the associated memeing and brilliance that will now make me queer a whole genre of formative films. thank you heather
Tig Notaro doesn’t know who any of these people are
Yes!!! I am only watching this for TIG!!!!!!!!!
I LUV LOVE Tig! This is awesome!