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Customer Review
Reviewed in the United States on December 20, 2023
I got these detox pills for my husband. The following is based on his experience. Let me take you on a rollercoaster ride of detoxification that my body will never forget, and neither will my bathroom.
Day 1: "The Surprise Starter" - I popped 4 pills the first evening, and all was calm. I woke up, continued the regimen, and my morning routine seemed usual, but little did I know, I was about to become best friends with my porcelain throne. By 8 AM, I had frequented the loo 5 times. I thought to myself, "Who needs a morning jog when you have The Cleaner?"
Day 2: "The Repeat Performance" - Just like a movie sequel, the second day was much like the first. Nine visits to the restroom and I started wondering if I should start charging rent for my time there.
Day 3-7: "The Calming Down Phase" - The intensity reduced, and my visits became more of a regular tour rather than a marathon. Small victories, as they say!
The Pros:
Natural and Gentle: My stomach was a champ! No cramps, just action.
Efficient: It's like hiring a professional cleaning service for your insides.
No Midnight Surprises: Sleep was undisturbed, a big plus!
Hydration Reminder: I drank more water than a camel prepping for a desert journey.
The Cons:
Frequent Flyer Miles with the Toilet: If you plan to try this, maybe take a few days off work.
Beware of False Alarms: Never trust a fart on The Cleaner. It's like playing Russian roulette with your pants.
Final Thoughts:
The Cleaner Detox is like a storm – it comes in strong, shakes things up, and then gently fades away, leaving behind a sense of cleanliness and lightness. It's a powerful, yet gentle detox that's akin to a reset button for your body. Just remember to stay hydrated and maybe invest in some comfortable reading material for your extended bathroom stays.
In the end, I felt lighter, healthier, and surprisingly more energetic. If you're looking for a thorough internal cleanse, The Cleaner is your go-to. Just be prepared for a few days of intense bonding with your bathroom!
Day 1: "The Surprise Starter" - I popped 4 pills the first evening, and all was calm. I woke up, continued the regimen, and my morning routine seemed usual, but little did I know, I was about to become best friends with my porcelain throne. By 8 AM, I had frequented the loo 5 times. I thought to myself, "Who needs a morning jog when you have The Cleaner?"
Day 2: "The Repeat Performance" - Just like a movie sequel, the second day was much like the first. Nine visits to the restroom and I started wondering if I should start charging rent for my time there.
Day 3-7: "The Calming Down Phase" - The intensity reduced, and my visits became more of a regular tour rather than a marathon. Small victories, as they say!
The Pros:
Natural and Gentle: My stomach was a champ! No cramps, just action.
Efficient: It's like hiring a professional cleaning service for your insides.
No Midnight Surprises: Sleep was undisturbed, a big plus!
Hydration Reminder: I drank more water than a camel prepping for a desert journey.
The Cons:
Frequent Flyer Miles with the Toilet: If you plan to try this, maybe take a few days off work.
Beware of False Alarms: Never trust a fart on The Cleaner. It's like playing Russian roulette with your pants.
Final Thoughts:
The Cleaner Detox is like a storm – it comes in strong, shakes things up, and then gently fades away, leaving behind a sense of cleanliness and lightness. It's a powerful, yet gentle detox that's akin to a reset button for your body. Just remember to stay hydrated and maybe invest in some comfortable reading material for your extended bathroom stays.
In the end, I felt lighter, healthier, and surprisingly more energetic. If you're looking for a thorough internal cleanse, The Cleaner is your go-to. Just be prepared for a few days of intense bonding with your bathroom!
