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Simon Sort of Says: (Newbery Honor Book) Kindle Edition


For fans of Kate DiCamillo and Jack Gantos, a hilarious, wrenching, hopeful novel about finding your friends, healing your heart, and speaking your truth.

Simon O’Keeffe’s biggest claim to fame
should be the time his dad accidentally gave a squirrel a holy sacrament. Or maybe the alpaca disaster that went viral on YouTube. But the story the whole world wants to tell about Simon is the one he’d do anything to forget: the one starring Simon as a famous survivor of gun violence at school.

Two years after the infamous event, twelve-year-old Simon and his family have just moved to the National Quiet Zone—the only place in America where the internet is banned. Instead of talking about Simon, the astronomers who flock to the area are busy listening for signs of life in space. And when Simon makes a friend who’s determined to give the scientists what they’re looking for, he’ll finally have the chance to spin a new story for the world to tell.

From award-winning author Erin Bow, Simon Sort of Says is a breathtaking testament to the lasting echoes of trauma, the redemptive power of humor, and the courage it takes to move forward without forgetting the past.


From the Publisher

Simon Sort of Says, Ali Benjamin
Simon Sort of Says, Jack Gantos
Simon Sort of Says, Kyle Lukoff

Editorial Reviews

From School Library Journal

Gr 5 Up—Facing trauma from the past is difficult, but this book handles it masterfully. Main character Simon is the only survivor from a shooting in his school classroom. He and his family have just moved to Grin and Bear It, NE—a National Quiet Zone town without internet, cell phones, or television. He hopes it will be the perfect place to find the "now" version of himself. While on his journey, Simon makes friends with Agate and Kevin. All three kids face different types of pressure and support one another as they seek out coping mechanisms and strategies. Simon's mother works as the town undertaker and his father works for the Catholic Church. It is a very rural environment, and a large part of the story is Simon and his friends experiencing birthing goats, being chased by emus or an attack peacock, training the sweetest service dog ever, and even faking an alien signal to the scientists managing a Large Radio Telescope. In the mix are an incompetent morgue assistant who is constantly losing bodies (or taking the wrong ones!) and a wild squirrel who ate the sacrament. Simon is a funny, lovable character who has lived through an unthinkable event. Simon is white, Kevin is Filipino American, and Agate is white and autistic. Funny and heartfelt in equal measure, this book tackles some tough topics, but the humor keeps readers engaged, and it is easy to care about these characters. VERDICT A solid purchase for all libraries that serve middle grade readers A solid purchase for all libraries that serve middle grade readers. It deftly handles the sensitive topic of being a young trauma survivor; warning for school shooting content.—Claire Covington

Review

"An uproarious small-town comedy with a devastating tragedy at its core, played out by a cast as memorable for its animals as its people. Adroit, sensitive, horrifying, yet hilarious." ― Kirkus Reviews

"Bow cloaks a story of very real, tragic anxiety in a compassionate, funny, inventive tangle of characters, wacky incidents and physics. With a quick wit and imaginative exuberance, she offers a tale that’s heartwarming, comic and quite unpredictable." ― Toronto Star

*“Original and sometimes disturbing, Plain Kate is a compelling story of dark magic and a remarkable debut by a talented writer.” (Plain Kate) ― Quill & Quire, starred review

“… a story of strength, courage, and resilience that will resonate with anyone who has ever felt abandoned, alone, or doubted themselves and their place in the world. Bow delivers a jubilant tale that celebrates the power of family, love, and young women.” (Stand on the Sky) ― Quill & Quire

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0BFVFWW4R
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Disney Hyperion (January 31, 2023)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 31, 2023
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 4230 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 322 pages
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4.6 out of 5 stars
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Customers find the book unexpectedly funny, quirky, weird, and delightful. They also describe the writing style as well-written, entertaining, and hilarious. Readers also say the book is enjoyable immensely.

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Customers find the humor in the book unexpectedly funny, fun, and enjoyable. They also say it's quirky, weird, surprising, delightful, and deep.

"...This book surprised me. It was unexpectedly funny, and I belly-laughed at moments, taking screenshots of pages to send to people so they could laugh..." Read more

"...It's the lightest, most fun and enjoyable book on the heaviest and most upsetting of subjects, the aftermath of a school shooting...." Read more

"...The characters are vivid and real, the story is funny (at many points, laugh out loud funny) while still handling the trauma of Simon’s past..." Read more

"...The book is well written and has some clever humor and an empowering conclusion, and it obviously has its fans...." Read more

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"This is very well written as it takes you back and forth between the protagonist’s adventures and his dealing with unimaginable grief and trauma." Read more

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Timely and great for middle school
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Timely and great for middle school
There is one thing that middle school students take seriously: school shootings. There are many school shooting survivors in the US. Reading a middle grade book whose main character fits that profile? It’s time.Simon and his family are seeking anonymity. If you don’t read the synopsis of the book, you won’t know why until later in the book. However, it’s obvious that Simon has experienced some form of trauma that he’d like to remain private. He moves with his family to the “Quiet Zone.” Cell phones, the internet, and even microwaves are forbidden. Simon thinks he has a chance to remain anonymous. As Simon starts fresh - a new school, friends, finding his way around - the reader gets to know a fully fleshed out character who is dealing with trauma and anxiety, yet maintains a sense of humor. This book is well-balanced, nuanced, and just right for my middle school library. I made sure to preorder.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2023
I picked up this book solely because of the dog on the cover. I’ve never read anything by this author but I figured I’d give it a try, considering the topic was a boy with PTSD from surviving a school shooting and I’m a school librarian. This book surprised me. It was unexpectedly funny, and I belly-laughed at moments, taking screenshots of pages to send to people so they could laugh with me. The actual school shooting is approached with honesty and compassion. I could feel myself tensing with Simon as he recounted the day his entire life changed, but the account wasn’t told in such a way as to cause trauma to readers. Any kid in a public school in the US has done active shooter drills, and will be able to relate to Simon’s fear and anxiety. His PTSD is very accurately portrayed. His best friend has autism, and she, too, I feel was compassionately and accurately depicted.

I cried, which I expected. I laughed multiple times, which I did not expect. The writing was genuine and beautiful. I ended up buying a copy to send to a friend and loaning my own copy out to a coworker. My only regret is that Simon’s story is over, because I fell in love with Simon, Agate, and Pretty Stabby, and would love to read more about them. Also (because I know this is very important to some folks)- the dog on the cover does NOT die in the story.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2023
I want to shout it from the rooftops: Erin Bow's Simon Sort of Says is so so good and everybody should go buy it! It's funny, quirky, weird, surprising, delightful, and deep. It's the lightest, most fun and enjoyable book on the heaviest and most upsetting of subjects, the aftermath of a school shooting. But I almost hesitate to even say that it's about a school shooting, because that description brings to mind an after-school special or something, and this is as far as it could possibly get from an after-school special, so far that it's kind of miraculous. Her characters are so well-drawn, so perfectly individual, and the kids talk and think just the way 12-year-olds really do. It contains so much wisdom about handling trauma and what the process of healing looks like. Sure, it’s got intense moments — but did I mention that it's funny? Because it's really really funny. And it has the most wonderful autistic character, and a service dog in training, and so many hilarious disgusting facts.

I've rarely been so impressed with a book, and I can't recommend it highly enough.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2024
There is a great deal to this story, but the main point I take away is how important friends are.
Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2023
This is very well written as it takes you back and forth between the protagonist’s adventures and his dealing with unimaginable grief and trauma.
Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2023
There is one thing that middle school students take seriously: school shootings. There are many school shooting survivors in the US. Reading a middle grade book whose main character fits that profile? It’s time.

Simon and his family are seeking anonymity. If you don’t read the synopsis of the book, you won’t know why until later in the book. However, it’s obvious that Simon has experienced some form of trauma that he’d like to remain private. He moves with his family to the “Quiet Zone.” Cell phones, the internet, and even microwaves are forbidden. Simon thinks he has a chance to remain anonymous. As Simon starts fresh - a new school, friends, finding his way around - the reader gets to know a fully fleshed out character who is dealing with trauma and anxiety, yet maintains a sense of humor. This book is well-balanced, nuanced, and just right for my middle school library. I made sure to preorder.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2023
There is one thing that middle school students take seriously: school shootings. There are many school shooting survivors in the US. Reading a middle grade book whose main character fits that profile? It’s time.

Simon and his family are seeking anonymity. If you don’t read the synopsis of the book, you won’t know why until later in the book. However, it’s obvious that Simon has experienced some form of trauma that he’d like to remain private. He moves with his family to the “Quiet Zone.” Cell phones, the internet, and even microwaves are forbidden. Simon thinks he has a chance to remain anonymous. As Simon starts fresh - a new school, friends, finding his way around - the reader gets to know a fully fleshed out character who is dealing with trauma and anxiety, yet maintains a sense of humor. This book is well-balanced, nuanced, and just right for my middle school library. I made sure to preorder.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2023
If you asked me to rate this book out of fifteen, I would still give it all the stars and feel like it wasn’t enough. This is honestly the best book I have read in a good long while. Simon Sort of Says is beautifully written and perfectly paced. The characters are vivid and real, the story is funny (at many points, laugh out loud funny) while still handling the trauma of Simon’s past (and it’s lasting effect on him and on his parents) with delicacy and sensitivity. I cannot recommend this book highly enough. It deserves the widest possible audience.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 18, 2024
The world is connected all the time - the internet keeps everyone “informed.” But what if you didn’t want people to know who you were? What if you wanted to have a fresh start? Then, you move to the ‘National Quiet Zone’, the only place in America where the internet is banned. This is exactly what Simon and his family do after Simon is the only survivor of gun violence at his school. Every day, Simon tries to live a normal life, but it is hard not to remember where he came from. As he makes friends, Simon is constantly faced with little snippets of his former life. When something strange happens, Simon and his new friend decide it’s time to investigate. However, will the investigation uncover Simon’s secret at the same time?

Initially, I was worried about tackling the topic of school shootings. I would definitely put a trigger warning on the book and recommend this book for older readers, as it does touch feelings about the topic. Overall, I enjoyed the storyline, following the book through Simon’s eyes. Will Collyer has a great voice for this narration. It moved at a steady pace, without focusing too much on the school shooting aspect. I liked the way Erin Bow interjected humor into the story to break up some of the serious parts, but also demonstrated using humor as a defense mechanism. In the end, I would add this to my middle school library or read it with my child once he is old enough to comprehend the feelings which would accompany understanding what a school shooting is.
Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2023
I gobbled up this book in practically a single sitting, and savoured every. single. delicious. morsel.
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