Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired Oct 20, 2014
Back from another disappointing match ceremony, Brandon warns the group that the chance Pratt/Paris and Curtis/Briana, the two closest and most consistent couples, are perfect matches is low. Curtis fires back, stating that with such opinions Brandon better not spend time with someone who isn’t his match a.k.a. Christina. Of course, Brandon proceeds to spend most of the episode with Christina or whining about how he’s not with Christina. Alex, finally getting some screen time, consoles a frustrated Brandon, who genuinely feels he won’t make another strong connection with anyone else in the house. So far, the Alex-Brandon friendship is the best thing to come out of the Brandon-Christina debacle.
Meanwhile, Shelby sits with Nathan to ask how he feels after she and Dario kissed in front of everyone. Nathan manages to say “I would move to Kansas just for you,” “I’m not gonna f—in’ smother you,” and “I can adjust to who you are” in the span of that one conversation. Shelby astutely suggests he should find the girl he doesn’t have to adjust himself to love, which he takes as an insult rather than the common sense advice that it is. He proceeds to boast about the hot, nay, hottest girls, he’s managed to score since he was 13 as a result of his “adjusting.” Yeesh.