The Daily Caller

The Universe Is Trying To Tell You Something, Ferguson Race-Baiters

Or God, or Allah, or Vishnu, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or whatever you want to call it. Your delusional hysteria has not gone unnoticed, and this message is for you:

Hey, Everybody, I’m A ‘Meta-Racist’

So proclaims noted typist and honorary black man Tommy Christopher, who really didn't like my post about Don Lemon yesterday.

Caption This: Obama Shows His Resolve Against Terrorism

Ladies And Gentlemen: The Future Of Journalism

The following bit of socially conscious educational material comes to us courtesy of James H. Miller of Louisville, KY, who describes himself thusly:

An Automatic Weapon Is Whatever CNN’s Don Lemon Says It Is

WARNING: The following post is racist, because it mocks a black person for being wrong and refusing to admit it.

Racially Motivated Crimes Up In DC Last Year, Even Though Most Victims Were White

Does it even count as a "hate crime" if the victim is white? I didn't think it was racist to hate white people. That's just a given.

Spike Lee On Ferguson, MO: ‘I Just Hope That Things Will Really Blow Up’

The last time America's race-baiters and their helpful idiots worked themselves into a frenzy over someone shooting a violent criminal in self-defense, Spike Lee gave out the home address of an elderly couple who had nothing to do with it. If you think he's learned anything from that experience, you don't know much about Spike Lee.

TN High-School Student Suspended For Saying ‘Bless You’ After Someone Sneezed

Sie werden sagen "Gesundheit" oder hinausgeworfen werden, Schweinehund!!

Democrats Throw 2016 Campaign Rally For Rick Perry

Congratulations, geniuses. This is what a huge political backfire looks like.

#NotAllMuslims Behead American Journalist

I'm officially done listening to anybody who tells me what Islam is and isn't. All their words aren't stopping acts like this.

Congrats To Texas Dems For Turning Rosemary Lehmberg’s Drunk-Driving Conviction Into National News

Indicting Rick Perry seemed like a good idea at the time. After all, he's a Republican who might run for president in 2016!

Trayvon Martin’s Mom To Michael Brown’s Family: Do Our Leaders Need To Lose Their Children Before They Do What We Want?

I don't blame Trayvon Martin's mother for being too upset by his death to accept the clear evidence that George Zimmerman was acting in self-defense. Nor do I blame her for reaching out to the family of another criminal who was shot in self-defense and then became a cause célèbre.

Chris Hayes, Comma, Rocks

THIS IS NOT FUNNY. DO NOT LAUGH.

UCSB’s Mireille Miller-Young Sentenced To Three Years Probation For Stealing From And Attacking Pro-Lifers

Finally, a story with a happy ending.

Mother Of The Year: Pregnant Ferguson Protestor Needs Help With Gas Mask [VIDEO]

And they say chivalry is dead. When engaging in protest tourism, a gentleman always gives his gas mask to a lady, while he makes do with a simple kerchief. Smashing the state is no excuse for bad manners.

BREAKING NEWS From Wendy Davis: Women Can Vote And Go To College Now

There's a lot of talk these days about politicians catering to low-information voters. But what about all the no-information voters? Who will speak for them?

Texas Dems Indict Rick Perry To Protect Rosemary Lehmberg, The Drunk-Driving DA Of Travis County

What's the point of being a Democrat if you can't abuse your power to punish your enemies? Making a mockery of the law and turning a howling drunk into the face of your party is worth it, as long as it means harrassing a Republican.

Johnathan Gentry to Ferguson, MO: ‘Change Is Not Gonna Come Until We Change It’

I was unfamiliar with Mr. Gentry until today, but I like what he's saying here. He's calling it like he sees it, and make no mistake.