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New 'true' academic study tests Cardi B's claim that 'a hoe never gets cold'

Journal of Social Psychology reveals why scantily clad women don't feel cold during frigid nights out on the town.

'Explosive diarrhea' halts production on NBC's 'Ultimate Slip 'N Slide' competition show

A very crappy situation arose on NBC's "Ultimate Slip 'N Slide" competition show. 

Kacey Musgraves to fan: 'I'm not f--king drinking out of your shoe'

Warning: Explicit language There once was a woman who didn’t want to drink out of a shoe. But she had so many fans, she didn’t know what to do! Kacey...

EgyptAir pulls in-flight magazine with 'bogus' Drew Barrymore interview

A rep for Barrymore later said the star did not participate in the interview.

Mark Hamill gave Arnold Schwarzenegger the worst career advice ever

"I told him to lose his accent for a wider range of roles & to change his last name since no one could pronounce it," Hamill admitted.

Josh Brolin can't control his pee

"What used to be a rush of garden hose, now seems to have morphed into a multi-directional sprinkler," he lamented.

Sharon Osbourne blames the dog for bathroom mishap

Osbourne said she was forced to do a poo in her own front garden — and blamed it on her dog when the gardener found it.

'Kids in America' singer returns to music because of UFOs

"I looked up in the sky and saw this huge bright light behind a cloud. Brighter than the moon, but similar to the light from the moon,” she said.

Magazine seeking unpaid editor-in-chief

There was a sobering moment for journalists this week when a magazine offered an exciting editor-in-chief position — as an internship.

Tom DeLonge hires former Pentagon UFO researcher

The former Blink-182 guitarist and singer hired Luis Elizondo, a former Pentagon UFO researcher, for his own To the Stars Academy of Arts and Science.

Fergie crashes Armie Hammer's speech at gala

She punctuated her rambling with performances of her song "A Little Work."

Katy Perry gets stuck suspended in air during concert

"Walking on Air" indeed.

B.o.B wants your money to prove the Earth is flat

As of press time, the fundraiser earned $1,756 over the last four days, $1,000 of which was donated by the rapper himself. His goal is $200,000.

Mistake puts Canadian punk band on Beyoncé vinyl

A small amount of the European run of the "Lemonade" vinyl included music from Canadian punk band, Zex, on Side A.

Zach Braff is the unauthorized face of erectile dysfunction

For some reason, Russia sees the "Scrubs" star as a symbol of virility.

Every Time I Die bassist almost misses show after getting locked in bathroom

It wasn't the first time it had happened at the venue, either.

Angelina Jolie team taunted Cambodian girls for movie

Casting directors played a manipulative game with the young girls.

Kesha says she saw UFOs in the desert

"I was a totally sober Sally, just a lady in the desert," Kesha said. "I look up in the sky and there's a bunch of spaceships."

The world is Shia LaBeouf's urinal

The sometimes-troubled actor was spotted peeing into the ocean.

Rob Lowe claims to have encountered Bigfoot

He adds that he's "fully aware" the story makes him sound like "a crazy, Hollywood kook."