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Ranking Adam Sandler’s pickup basketball outfits

Adam Sandler may be the king of comedy, but if acting fails, he’s always got basketball.

The “Uncut Gems” actor, 54, has gotten tons of attention for his moves on the court — and for his sporty attire.

In May 2021, Sandler wore a giant pink polo and baggy shorts for a pickup game in Long Island, captivating fans on social media.

“Adam Sandler is never completely dressed for the activity he’s doing,” one Twitter user joked, while another added, “Adam Sandler stays in a polo tee with big ass gym shorts lmao that money different.”

Indeed, delightfully schlubby duds are nothing new for the comedian.

Below, our ranking of Sandler’s on-court looks.

5. Long Island (2021)

Much like “Insecure” actor Jay Ellis and Pauly D, Sandler fully embraced the “quarantine beard” — and his facial hair was as oversized as his shirt and shorts during his most recent pickup game.

4. LA Fitness (2019)

Two points for coordinating socks to shorts, but McDonald’s might be the only place where yellow and red should ever be paired together.

3. Atlantic City (2019)

At least this plain T-shirt’s color is less blinding.

2. “The Jump” (2019)

Sandler got his look together for a 2019 appearance on ESPN’s “The Jump,” sporting a stylish pair of red pants and a gray hoodie under a black jacket. Not too shabby.

1. Roslyn Heights (2017)

Normally accessories add to an outfit, but in this case, the Sandman might have been better off with a more stylish pair of sunglasses. The actor must have been sweaty in his all-black attire — but at least he stuck to a color scheme.

Perhaps Sander’s “Uncut Gems” co-star, Kevin Garnett, can teach him a few moves — and recommend a good tailor.