June 20, 2008

Paris' Crown: Love It or Hate It?

Paris Hilton has never met a trend she didn't see someone else wearing, appropriate for herself and then ride till it died--hmm, same goes for men. I guess it was...

Andie's Candies

That headline is a little apropo of nothing except for the fact that I like Andes Candies, you know the chocolate mint rectangles. I especially enjoy them fresh out of...

Bale Trading Cowl For Hood?

Christian Bale has been one of my favorite actors since he sliced up the screen, and pretty much everything else, in "American Psycho," so I am thrilled that he's been...

Keira's Criminal Cans

I am not one for gratuitous nudity, female that is, but I must say that there is nothing more distracting during a cinematic romp than watching the actress keep her...

A New "Match Game!" My Heart Just Skipped a Beat!

There is something so undeniably brilliant about the booze-soaked double entendres from "Match Game '73" that I knew the 1990's reboot just wouldn't work. But today's announcement that TBS is...

Daniel Craig's Package Deal

A kiss from Daniel Craig went for $38,000 at the Great British Movie the other day. Nothing too crazy about that -- honestly, thought a liplock with James Bond might...

How Cute is Rihanna?!?

I may not always be a fan of Rihanna's shoes or clothes, but she is never not adorable! How cute is she with this sassy 'do, metallic eyes and adorable...

Abagail Breslin is a Fast Talker!

In case you're not sick of looking at me already following this week's Pop Wrap: On Tap video to the right, there's just one more Jarett-hurdle to cross today: me...

T &C LOVES PERV'S PRODUCE

SOCIETY magazine Town & Country has a glowing write-up this month of an Irish business run by a convicted child-porn freak. In the issue with Ivanka Trump on the cover,...

HUNK TAKEN

SORRY, ladies: Ultimate Fighting Champ Chuck Liddell is off the market. The Iceman proposed to his girlfriend of over a year, Erin Wilson. Liddell was sidelined from his UFC fight...

SELTZER-SPECIFIC

MIKE Myers wants his demands met. The comic made an appearance on NBC's "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" Wednesday to promote "The Love Guru," [reviewed HERE] but he drove backstage...

CROWE'S BLOODY NOSE TUNE

ONE of the catchiest new songs out there is "The Night I Punched Russell Crowe," by Gaelic Storm, who played in the movie "Titanic." Band member Patrick Murphy claims it's...

CABLE GUYS LUST FOR TIM'S JOB

TIM Russert's body wasn't even cold in the ground before MSNBC anchors Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann started jockeying for his job, sources claim. Matthews was heard loudly discussing what...

PEACE OFFERING

IS Oprah Winfrey trying to bury the hatchet with James Frey after the infamous show on which she pummeled him over exaggerations in his memoir, "A Million Little Pieces?" "Good...

ARSENIC GUM

TOBY Young famously trashed Vanity Fair and mocked its editor in chief, Graydon Carter, in his memoir, "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People," which comes out as a movie...

REALITY BITES

SOME people may be fascinated by pictures of social Barbie Tinsley Mortimer - but MTV found out the hard way that pretty pictures don't always mean fascinating TV. An insider...

HOME TO MOLLY

MOLLY Sims' dog, Chloe, should stop eating sand. The Yorkshire terrier, who obviously doesn't get to the delicious beaches of the South Fork often, got so sick the other day...

HOMETOWN GRIT

YOU can tell that Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys is a real New Yorker as soon as he opens his mouth. Yauch tells Page Six Magazine in this Sunday's...

JOAN ALLEN HAS NEW REGARD FOR FINANCE

SO this photographer whispers, "Joan Allen looks gorgeous. And the guy with her I never saw before, but his name's Shawn Diamond." For whatever reason, this was the first thing...