SQUEEZE HER IN

DESPITE the cramped environment in Google’s new West Chelsea offices, company CEO Eric Schmidt somehow found room to squeeze in one more – his close, personal pal Marcy Simon. Valleywag.com reports that Simon, whose friendship with Schmidt has kept eyebrows raised in Silicon Valley for a while now, “definitely has an office there. What her duties at Google are is unclear.” A Google flack told us, “We don’t comment on individual consultants or the work they do for us.”