BOGUS BEAU

Ellen Barkin pulled a fast one on paparazzi. She and “Good Morning America” producer Mark Robertson were having coffee at Bread in TriBeCa when photographers started snapping away. “We’re so glad to see you dating again after your horrible divorce,” said one. “Would you kiss for us?” Barkin looked at her “date” and said, “Wanna go for it?” Then, she planted a big wet one on her pal, before they broke out laughing.