CAMPUS CRETINS

NYU prexy John Sexton can’t be happy about the new issue of the school-funded student mag, The Plague, which portrays him as a diaper-wearing buffoon. A satire under his byline and titled “My Pooping Regimen” reads: “I have a problem. My small intestine is very big and large intestine is quite tiny.” It goes into nauseating detail. NYU rep John Beckman told us, “It’s amazing. You can be a student at a top university in the country and still be totally fixated on potty talk.”