February 18, 2007

NO NEED ITCHIN' FOR A KITCHEN

I HAVE just made a discovery. Not on a par with the guy who discovered our solar system's newest planet or any thing. Doesn't even go head to head with...

BETTE'S BUILDING US A PARK

'ONE DOOR closes, another one opens, but it is hell in the hallway of uncertainty," says that wise philosopher Billy Norwich of Vogue. BETTE MIDLER is the favorite girl of...

NAZI GAL WEREWOLVES BARED

FANS of evil, naked, whip-cracking Nazi chicks are going to be in heaven, thanks to Rob Zombie. The rocker-turned-horror director has shot a three-minute trailer for a fake movie called...

POLICE REUNION STING'S THING

IT was Sting's brilliant idea to bring The Police back together for their 30th anniversary, sources say, despite interviews he and band members Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers gave suggesting...

COPYCAT FIGHT

SPANISH-language shock jock Luis Jimenez says the suits at radio station La Mega 97.9 (WSKQ), where he once helmed "El Vacilón de la MaÑana," are shameless copycats. Allaccess.com reports Jimenez...

GET LOST, BUM

EATERIES and publicists, beware - party crasher "Chris Callahan" is still on the loose. He was recently spotted at the opening of restaurants Metro Marche and Fireside, "scampering through crowds...

VULGAR VANILLA

STEREO co-owner Michael Satsky celebrated his 29th birthday at his 29th Street club with a performance by an inebriated Vanilla Ice. Sources said Ice and his crew of five put...

CAMPUS CRETINS

NYU prexy John Sexton can't be happy about the new issue of the school-funded student mag, The Plague, which portrays him as a diaper-wearing buffoon. A satire under his byline...

HEAVY TURNOUT

THE Cinema Society screening of "Gray Matters," in which Heather Graham has a steamy kiss with Bridget Moynahan, drew Terrence Howard, Jane Krakowski, Moby, Marcus Schenkenberg, Dan Abrams, David Zinczenko...

NUDIE PICTURES AMBUSH PAM

WITH her divorce from Kid Rock finalized, Pamela Anderson is trying to settle down with her grade-school sons, Dylan and Brandon. But scantily clad pictures of her have a way...

BARBIE FOR BETH

BETH Ostrosky is a grown woman about to get married, but she still likes her Barbie dolls. She showed up at Henri Bendel on Wednesday, the night before Howard Stern...