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Alleged robbers run right into police station while trying to flee cops

The long arm of the law didn't have to reach far when a trio of alleged armed robbers ran straight into an Illinois police station, according to a report. Chicagoans...

This Instagram boyfriend risks his life to get the perfect shot

Why do we have boyfriends if not for them to take flattering images of us with our avocado toast at Sunday brunch and group shots with our girlfriends at gatherings?...

These are the most bizarre ways people have injured themselves

If you’ve ever been injured from walking into a lamppost, getting bitten by a pig or swinging a sword, you’re not alone. Amino, a San Francisco-based healthcare transparency company, recently...

Guy drives into sinkhole because he was looking at his phone

Here's yet another terrific example of why you shouldn't text and drive. A motorcyclist in China drove into a sinkhole because he was too distracted by his phone to notice...

This job title is the most millennial thing ever

Having good vibes could pay off. Companies and hotels are hiring vibe managers -- well connected, self-starters who have their finger on the pulse of lifestyle and industry trends --...

This small town is overrun with bald eagles

A small town in Alaska’s Aleutian Islands is swarming with bald eagles -- but they're more menace than majestic. Unalaska is home to roughly 600 bald eagles that live within...

Widowed black swan finds new mate through dating ad

BERLIN -- A black swan in Bavaria is no longer alone after finding a mate thanks to a lonely hearts ad. The German news agency dpa reported Thursday that the...

Man's search for lost dentures lands him in hot water

BERLIN -- A wary woman in southern Germany alerted police after a man buzzed on the door and asked for permission to search her balcony for his false teeth. Police...

Americans can't trim their pubic hair without hurting themselves

One in four people who trim their pubic hair have injured themselves, according to new research. Cuts were the most common reported injuries followed by burns and rashes, revealed the...

Town cooks giant omelet despite egg contamination scare

MALMEDY, Belgium -- A Belgian town honored its 22-year-old tradition of making a giant omelet on Tuesday amid an egg contamination scare, cooking 10,000 eggs in a pan 13-feet wide....

Man starts swimming to work because he's sick of traffic

MUNICH — Fed up with the grind of taking a bus or bike to work every day on congested streets in Munich, Benjamin David started swimming there instead. The burly...

Roller-skate stilettos are an accident waiting to happen

You know that moment when something incredibly impractical comes along, but you just need to have it? Enter, Saint Laurent’s latest must-have accessory — roller skate stilettos. Yes, you heard...

Priests score free drinks after pub refuses to serve them

LONDON -- Seven Roman Catholic priests were refused service in a Welsh pub after staff mistook them for a bachelor party in fancy dress. After realizing a mistake had been...

Scientists grumpy about Apple's new T-Rex emoji

As if being extinct for 65 million years wasn’t bad enough. Apple's new Tyrannosaurus rex emoji has more than a couple scientific imprecisions – and scientists are not happy about...

Idiot smokes a cigarette while riding on top of a moving bus

Wild new footage shows a knucklehead lounging on top of a bus while it drives through busy Chicago streets. Lloyd Anthony Peters, who filmed the spectacle, says he was walking...

'Curious' baboon cuts off electricity to Zambian town

JOHANNESBURG -- A baboon in Zambia has interfered with machinery at a power station in a tourist town near Victoria Falls, knocking out power to tens of thousands of people...

What was this man doing when Mount Vesuvius erupted?

If you knew death from a volcanic eruption was imminent, what would you do with your remaining time on Earth? A photo of a preserved body from Pompeii during the...

Guy tries to get rid of bees with fireworks, burns down garage

A knucklehead tried to use fireworks to get rid of the bees taking up residence in his garage -- but ended up burning down the entire structure instead, according to...

McDonald's expertly trolls Burger King with hilarious sign

McDonald's have made a not-so-subtle bid to steal Burger King’s customers, with a perfectly positioned sign. As the burger war rages on, it seems McDonald's bosses are determined not to...

Suspect apologized to store clerk after trying to rob him

MYRTLE BEACH, SC -- Police in South Carolina are seeking a man who apologized after attempting to rob a convenience store. The Sun News reports that Horry County police say...