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Newspaper pulls obituary that detailed woman's affair
MINNEAPOLIS — A Minnesota newspaper has pulled a paid obituary from its website that detailed the deceased woman's affair and accused her of abandoning her children. The Redwood Falls Gazette...
Mom changes son's name after tattoo spelling error
Tattoos are for life… but names aren’t. A Swedish mom getting a tattoo of her son’s name came up with a quick fix when the artist made a glaring mistake...
Police department jokingly labels car 'Popo' to connect with teens
They’re not regular police — they’re cool cops. Cops with the Bath Township Police Department in Michigan spurred online outrage when they joked about reaching out to teens in the...
Idiot blocks subway by smoking underneath car
Hold on to your butts! A cigarette-smoking, drunk maniac snarled the Monday-morning commute when he ducked under a B train as it pulled into Grand Street Station — and survived...
Archbishop deletes creepy tweet he sent to his 'sister'
Well, that’s awkward. A New Jersey archbishop sent out a bizarre tweet this week, saying “Nighty-night, baby. I love you” — and his spokesman says the post was actually meant...
Golf course to start using goats as caddies
These Oregon caddies pack Billie clubs. A retreat in Seneca, Oregon, says it will start using goats as caddies on a seven-hole course called McVeigh's Gauntlet starting in July, local...
Google's new app matches selfies with famous paintings
The latest update to Google’s Arts & Culture app has created a viral sensation by allowing users to compare their selfies to museum portraits. Users, including a number of celebrities,...
Robber holds up bodega for a measly bag of Cheetos
A cheesy bandit tried using fake money to buy some grub at a Brooklyn bodega, threatened to "blow" the store clerk's "head off" when he was rebuffed -- and then...
Woman claims she was fired for complaining about co-worker's body odor
A woman is suing the city of Indianapolis because she claims she was fired from her courthouse job for raising a stink about a smelly co-worker. Employees at the city’s...
Man arrested for constant 911 calls complaining about restaurant's 'small' clams
A man in Stuart, Fla., found himself in trouble with the law after trying to report a restaurant to police for having small clams. Nelson Agosto ordered a seafood meal...
Long Island Iced Tea shares soar after changing name to Long Blockchain
Bitcoin mania has spiked the stock of Long Island Iced Tea Corp. Shares of the Long Island-based beverage company soared as much as 500 percent in pre-market trading and settled...
Wendy's Twitter account once again proves its brilliance
Forget Rotten Tomatoes or Metacritic — for the latest in movie reviews, head over to Wendy’s. Over the last few days, the fast-food chain’s fans have taken to asking the...
6-year-old writes scathing letter to Santa: 'Your life is empty'
It's coming up to Christmas and many children are already writing their letters to Santa, but for one boy, this wasn't as exciting a prospect as you may think. Instead...
Controversial golfer returns to Twitter, immediately starts war
Grayson Murray continues to make a name for himself off the course. Despite winning his first PGA Tour event at the Barbasol Championship in July, the 24-year-old's rookie campaign was...
Dry cleaner bag 'dress' costs $700
You know what they say: One man’s plastic dry-cleaner bag is another man’s “cape sheer overlay dress.” This “slip-on, sleeveless design,” per the luxury retailer Browns’ website, is by the...
Burglary suspect caught after getting stuck in vent
This bird-brained thief was trapped in a vent for seven hours at the UK chicken shop he attempted to burglarize, local police said. The 45-year-old burglar was stuck in the...
Woman couldn't explain mysterious Amazon orders until her parrot talked
Buddy the parrot showed he’s a pretty clever boy by mimicking his owner to go shopping online via Amazon’s Alexa voice-controlled system. A shocked Corienne Pretorius could not work out...
House next to cemetery boasts 'quiet neighbors'
DEWITT, Mich. -- How's this for curb appeal: A Michigan real estate agent selling a house next to a cemetery is promoting it with a sign that says "quiet neighbors."...
This 'snail and mushroom' bread was a bad idea
Great British Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood was left a giggling wreck — after one contestant baked what looked like a penis. In tonight’s show Siberian-born Julia Chernogorova, 21, tried...
Pokemon Go mocked for awkward Irma notification
It might come as a surprise to you, but some people are still playing Pokemon Go. The number of daily users on the app has plummeted since its peak last...