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Lindsay Lohan's lawyer quits amid weak appeal hopes
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan can't even keep a lawyer. Shawn Chapman Holley -- who once represented Paris Hilton and was on the O.J. Simpson defense team before taking on Lohan...
Upside of selfish nit-'Twit'
Even a "Mean Girl" can do good sometimes, even inadvertently. Lindsay Lohan -- in a childish, whiny tweet over being sentenced to jail Tuesday over two drunken-driving busts -- posted...
'Ice' dream truck
Only in the Hamptons can you now sun, surf and shop from your Suntracker beach chair. Joey Wolffer (above right) and her partner Trish Carroll are bringing couture to the...
'Rambo': I'll get Osama yet!
He'll be back. The Colorado man who had embarked on a mission to hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden in Pakistan was back at home yesterday, but vowed that...
Johan: I had sex with that woman
Met ace Johan Santana copped to having golf-course sex with a neighbor in Florida last year but insisted the act was consensual and not rape, according to law-enforcement documents made...
They spent $4.2M on this house . . . . . . then let firefighters burn it down
Burning down the house? Call the Hamptons fire departments. They'll be happy to do it for you. That's what happened when Bridgehampton firefighters purposely lit a match to a 2,900-square-foot,...
Long Island man survived plane and car crashes within 13 months of each other
The gods must be smiling on him. A fashion-photo retoucher walked away unscathed from a head-on car collision in the Hamptons this weekend -- just 13 months after miraculously escaping...
HOCUS SOAKUS
Magician David Blaine, who famously survived seven days submerged in a water tank, was escorted out of the ocean yesterday by two furious lifeguards in the Hamptons who had warned...
LI KIDS SLAM LIBRARY LOUTS
Outraged Long Island kids slammed a plan by stuffy East Hampton bureaucrats to kill a library expansion because of fears it will attract poor people from surrounding communities. "It's just...
STORM $URGE SOAKS NYERS AT PUMP
Fears of gas-supply shortages caused by Hurricane Ike's savaging of the oil-rich Texas coastline led to price surges across the country yesterday - leaving New York motorists feeling the bite....
GIRL, 5, DIES IN WAGON HORROR
A 5-year-old girl was killed yesterday when the red wagon she was riding in slid down a driveway and was struck by a car on a Long Island highway, cops...