Hondo

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Hondo: It’s all over!

Hondo, whose handicapping performance has been both overwhelming and underrated, coincidentally has clinched at least a tie in the race for the Bettor’s Guide Postseason Over/Under Championship. With that in...

Hondo calls the hounds

Many Bettor’s Guide contestants might have rested on the laurels that come with a regular-season championship, but gritty Hondo remained competitive through the divisionals, finishing with a combined 10-6 spread...

Hondo: No ’Dell, no ‘W’

Hondo took a 3-0 spread record into the final wild-card game Sunday, but dropped the ball with Odell Beckham Jr. and the Giants, who failed to beat the number at...

Hondo the conqueror

Hondo put the finishing touches Sunday on a historic 18-game comeback that enabled him to cop the coveted Bettor’s Guide regular season crown. As if that weren’t enough reward for...

Hondo on top of the world

Hondo, doing his best to make HondoNation great again, vaulted into the Bettor’s Guide penthouse with a so-so 8-8 record in Week 16 that nonetheless enabled him to snag a...

Hondo doling out gifts

Oh, come all ye HondoNation faithful, joyful and triumphant — at least you were until Week 15 when Hondo found himself caught in a mini-polar vortex that put a 7-8-1...

Hondo: In the first place ...

The following is not, a repeat, NOT fake news. Hondo made the surge of all surges during Week 14 when he sizzled to a 12-3-1 record that enabled him to...

Hondo still ‘excellerating’

Hondo roared out of the gate Sunday, charging to an 8-0 mark in the 1 o’clock tussles before settling for 9-6 record that nevertheless enabled him to gain ground on...

Hondo pays big dividends

Hondo rewarded his followers again in Week 12 by cashing on all three Best Bets as well as 11-of-16 predictions in the compulsories. That worked out very well for the...

Humble Hondo gives thanks

Hondo has plenty to be thankful for this week, but mostly for his Bettor’s Guide-best 10-3-1 record in the Week 11 compulsories that pushed him nine games over .500, and...

Fourth & long for Hondo

Hondo moved up a couple of rungs on the Bettor’s Guide ladder on the strength of his 7-6-1 record in Week 10, which put him in a fourth-place tie, 16...

Hondo leaves a Mark

Hondo inched above .500 by going 7-5-1 in Week 9. That’s nothing to brag about unless compared to the horrific and humiliating 2-10-1 record posted by the only person in...

Hondo knows the half of it

Finally, it’s here — Predilection Day! And Hondo, who continued his season-long flirtation with .500 last week, is ready to unveil his likes for Week 9. Chances are six will be...

Hondo posts record profits

The Cubs killed off the Lovable Losers on Wednesday night, ending their incredible run of World Series futility and, more importantly, improving Hondo’s season-ending bottom line to a career-high 3,472...

Hondo’s still Mr. Cub

The Western Michigan Broncos had a ball in Muncie, Ind., Tuesday night, destroying the Cardinals to inflate Hondo’s earnings to 3,372 bankses. Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will stand behind his...

Hondo back with Broncos

Sam “The Sham” Bradford and the Vikings showed no interest in playing football at Soldier Field on Monday night, so Hondo’s earnings took a tumble to 3,272 wambsgansses. Tuesday night:...

Hondo cheers the Broncs

The Broncos staged a heroic goal-line stand for Hondo in the fourth quarter on Sunday, turning back the Chargers to inflate the earnings to 3,382 kapps. Monday night: Mr. Aitch...

Hondo bucks with Broncos

Baylor flopped in the fourth quarter on Saturday, which opened the door for a Texas victory and a Hondo loss that trimmed the earnings to 3,282 alzados. Sunday: Mr. Aitch...

Extra pain for Hondo

The Midshipmen staged a near heroic comeback against South Florida on Friday night, but Hondo was denied the cover because of college football’s foolish rule about not kicking extra points...

Hondo: Anchors aweigh

Hondo hit paydirt early and often Thursday night with the Titans, who trampled the Jaguars to expand the wad to 3,502 bellinos. Friday night: Mr. Aitch expects everything to be...