Don Kaplan
The Archive
Watson casts a spell
My, oh, Hermione! Emma Watson bewitches in a sultry shot for Glamour magazine. The 22-year-old “Harry Potter” star, who also graces the October issue’s cover, tells the mag she wishes...
Crowe rescuers’ surprise
Some of Russell Crowe’s (pictured, honest!) rescuers had no idea that the bald and bearded kayaker they saved off Long Island on Saturday was the film star until they got...
I’m still a Clint fan, says ‘Chair’man Bam
Clint Eastwood didn’t make President Obama’s day at the Republican convention, but the commander in chief claims he’s still a “huge” fan of the Hollywood icon. “He is a great...
FreshDirect eyes bike service
FreshDirect wants to be a really green grocer.The online market, whose ubiquitous refrigerated trucks notoriously idle for hours on city streets, enraging residents while hogging precious parking spots, is exploring...
The $290 paper bag
Canal Street counterfeiters should have no problem knocking off this ridiculous paper man-purse. The new Jil Sander Vasari bag, which sells for $290, is the most expensive brown paper bag...
Snooki back to reality
It’s a meatball sandwich! “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and her roly-poly baby boy, Lorenzo Domenic LaValle, were wheeled out of a New Jersey hospital yesterday and headed home...
Golden Gabby’s racism hell
Gold-medalist Gabby Douglas endured years of racist taunts from her fellow gymnasts and almost quit the sport that has turned her into a household name. Douglas spilled her guts to...
Lo‘hands’ suspect in 100G heist
Lindsay Lohan has often been accused of having sticky fingers — but so far, none of the charges against her has stuck. Now she faces more jewel-fueled drama. The Los...
It’s so good & so bad
Some girls have all the fun.Kim Ramsey, a nurse from New Jersey, has hundreds of orgasms a day — in cars, doing laundry, buying food in a supermarket.But when the...
Sanford to wed mistress
Two years after leaving office amid a sex scandal — in which he covered up an affair by claiming he had been off hiking the Appalachian Trail — ex-South Carolina...
Few ‘cheat’ watchdogs
City education officials, who have asserted they were doing everything possible to combat cheating on state tests, have cut its monitoring of schools on testing days this year, it was...
She needs a ‘swift’ kicK in the A$@
Sure, she’s dating a Kennedy — but that doesn’t mean they want her crashing their weddings. Singer Taylor Swift, 22, and her beau, Conor Kennedy, 18 turned up at a...
Suicide director eyed ‘Top Gun 2’
Suicidal movie mogul Tony Scott spent his final days with actor Tom Cruise preparing to film a sequel to the 1986 blockbuster movie “Top Gun,” according to reports. They were...
Mel’s new ‘amore’
Well, she’s certainly his type. Father-of-eight Mel Gibson has been getting cozy with stunning Nadia Lanfranconi, an aspiring musician who moved to the United States from Italy five years ago....
Retro rocket
These red-hot wheels sold for close to a cool $1million. The 1960 Plymouth XNR Ghia Roadster, the only one of its kind in existence, was inspired by the dawn of...
It’s Ashley Due-pre & baby daddy
That’s quite a hump! Here’s a first look at Ashley Dupre’s seven-month baby bump, which has kept locals in Red Bank, NJ, guessing for months, until the former call girl...
Class act by Klum
If only she had the same impact on every school. “Project Runway” host Heidi Klum is crowing about how the reality show has transformed Parsons the New School for Design...
XXX-ray vision in Mt. Sinai O.R.: suit
A Mount Sinai Hospital technician — responsible for running complicated equipment during open-heart surgeries — watched porn on his smartphone as patients lay with their lives in the balance just...
Tubby tabby dies at 33 (lbs.)
One of the city’s fattest felines has died — of a broken heart.SpongeBob, the 33-pound tabby who fascinated New Yorkers earlier this summer, has gone to the great kitty-litter box...
El, yeah! Cheapo tix OK’d
Mazel tov!El Al Airlines will honor the thousands of round-trip tickets to Israel that it accidentally sold for less than $400 earlier this week, the company said yesterday.More than 5,000...