Just nuts.
Joey Chestnut on his ban from the Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest: “I’m not burning any bridges. I love that contest. I don’t hold grudges.”
Joey Oldnut on the race: “I want you to know that despite all the speculation I am firmly committed to staying in the race to the end and beating Trump.”
Paulie Walnuts, to Chestnut: “But irregardless, you should’ve had immunity to all this s–t!” … and to Oldnut: “When I was a kid, you were old. Now I’m old. And you’re still old!”
Kenta Maeda drove Tigers fans nuts after the Twinkies scored nine runs in just 3 ²/₃ innings.
The Guardians are in Detroit.
Cleveland hits and Ben Lively should reap the benefits.
Play $50 on the Guardians.
They should all be this easy.
Andrew Abbott scattered three hits over seven innings, Rece Hinds homered and the Reds knocked out the Rockies, 6-0.
Winning streak is at four.
Down -863 dongulletts.