Prince Harry’s luscious new hair chopped by critics: ‘Looks like a fool’
Everyone’s talking about Prince Hairy.
Prince Harry’s new head shot just dropped on the website of the mental health “transformation” firm BetterUp — and he’s showing off a mysteriously dark, thick crop of hair.
The 38-year-old royal serves as the chief impact officer of the company, who describes him as a “humanitarian, military veteran, mental wellness advocate, and environmentalist” in his biography, alongside the picture featuring his luscious locks.
But weirdly enough, recent photos and video footage of the Duke of Sussex show him with much thinner and brighter ginger hair than his leadership team snap.
Earlier this month, Harry was photographed shopping for his wife, Meghan Markle, 42, in Tokyo — and his hair was not as abundant.
Harry also took a jab at his brother’s progressive hair loss in his bombshell memoir “Spare,” calling Prince William’s balding pate “alarming” and “more advanced than mine.”
One royal watchdog on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, sniped that “Prince Harry’s new picture on BetterUp does little to deflect from the fact that he’s balding, badly.”
They continued, “I don’t make it a habit to discuss people’s looks, but Harry started it by making fun of his brother for the same. He’s not fooling anyone anymore, and the denial of the obvious is not doing him any favors.”
“His brother accepted his hair loss with dignity, despite his brother’s jokes at his expense. Harry now looks like the fool, again, for refusing to accept that he’s not 25 anymore and needs a different haircut that works with his hair loss.”
Another commented, “He was so nasty to Wills and now it’s come back around…”
“He’s in denial about how he looks and everything else about him,” someone else remarked.
“It’s hilarious when people do this, eyes made bigger and bluer, skin flawless, hair filled in. Then you see them in Tesco without the filters,” one said.
“Why is he Khloe Kardashianing himself?” another quipped on X.
