She’s serving up boobs for booze.
British pub owner Lauren Beers is baring it all for the sake of her bar, selling sexy snaps of herself in hopes of raising enough money to keep her beer-slinging business afloat.
“Truth be told, I’ve only ever been really good at 3 things: Pulling pints, necking pints and t-ts,” Beers, 40, from Manchester, England, penned in the “About Me” section of her OnlyFans profile. Her username on the site, known for its X-rated material, is @Beers_Boobs89.
“So… I thought, I’d combine a guys (and lots of girls) favorite things,” she added.
The brunette bombshell, who’s owned her alehouse for eight years, went on to admit the “sad fact” that “after the last couple of years, despite now working two jobs, I could lose everything.”
So, rather than going under without a fight, Beers slipped into her racy underthings, struck sexually suggestive poses and slapped a $12.99 per month subscription price tag on her saucy OnlyFans content, hoping the extra income might save the saloon.
“Lots of naked beers, chugging pints, wet t-shirts, pool table/bar top action… you name it,” she advertised, promising followers an array of risqué, pub-inspired erotica.
The bosomy Beers also offers discounted deals, giving randy fans the option to pay $31.18 for a three-month subscription bundle or $58.46 for a six-month package.
“You subscribing could mean the survival of a Great British Boozer,” she reminded before writing, “Come join me; I’m actually pretty f–king funny too.���
And she proves as much on Instagram.
Beneath a topless photo, which offers views of her bountiful backside, the liquor-hawking honey joked, “When life gives you lemons…get the tequila and grab the salt.”
Elsewhere, under a separate post of herself gripping a glass of ale and sitting atop a large wooden cockerel, the cheeky temptress wrote: “Beer and a massive 🐓 [chicken emoji] and I’m happy.”