Cheaters never prosper — and this “crazy” woman is ensuring that her fiancé pays the piper should he ever do the late-night creep with another.
A newly engaged woman on TikTok has admittedly reached a “new level of crazy” after revealing that she had her hubby-to-be sign a legally binding contract.
And per the paperwork, he’s agreed to cover her living expenses if he ever has an affair.
“My fiancé just signed a legal document and we got it notarized that if he cheats on me he has to pay my bills,” explained a giddy Chaylene Martinez, known online as @SalamiiQueen, in a trending video with more than 7 million views.
“If he cheats on me, he’s screwed,” added the blushing bride-on-the-rise, from Boise, Idaho. “I’m so smart or crazy, I don’t know.”
Unsurprisingly, social media psychoanalysts were more than happy to weigh in with their opinions on her mental well-being.
“You are smart and powerful this is amazing Godspeed,” penned a commenter, applauding Martinez’s infidelity treaty.
“This is by far the smartest thing I’ve ever heard,” another agreed.
And others were desperate for a sneak peek at the anti-hanky-panky pledge.
“Can you send us a link to this pdf document,” begged an inspired onlooker.
However, in a subsequent post, Martinez explained that she and her fiancé, who typed up the doc, won’t be sharing the details of the paperwork with her adoring public because it’s “unique to our situation.”
She went on to confess that she does have some trust issues, especially around money.
“I, financially, have been screwed over so many times, and when it comes to money, I get scared and I don’t trust easily,” added the brunette.
“We are now engaged, we’re doing things, financially, together, we’re making accounts together,” she explained. “So we thought it would be a great idea just to make sure that we both make some documents and agreements and sign them together.”
And as they were drawing up the docs about combining their monies, she claims her fiancé happily vowed to include her cheating clause.
“I think that it’s super romantic and cheesy and cute,” she said. “It was just a cute little gesture that he did.
“Guess what, people cheat all the time,” Martinez reminded in conclusion. “And girls waste their time [with cheaters], and time is money.”