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‘Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck’ author finds buyer for $13.5M Tribeca condo

Someone clearly gives a f*ck about this Tribeca condo if they were willing to meet the $13.5 million asking price.

Mark Manson — author of 2016 best-selling book “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck” and 2019 book “Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope” — listed his 5,457-square-foot mansion in the sky for $13.5 million Wednesday. It went into contract almost immediately.

Upon finding a seller, listing broker Ryan Serhant of SERHANT. brokerage posted a video tour of the pad on Instagram, beginning with a clip of himself reading from Manson’s book in his bathtub “without telling him,” adding, “Hope he doesn’t give a f*ck. I’m guessing he’ll be ok since I put it into contract in one day with a last ask of $13.5M.”

“Now that’s some godd*mn poetry if I ever heard it,” Manson commented on the video. Serhant told The Post he is “relieved” Manson wasn’t upset over the bathroom video.

“Now that’s some godd*mn poetry if I ever heard it,” Manson commented on the video.
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"It is very rare to find a brand-new construction, barely lived in place like this in prime Tribeca. It's very unique," listing agent Ryan Serhant told The Post.
“It is very rare to find a brand-new construction, barely lived in place like this in prime Tribeca. It’s very unique,” listing agent Ryan Serhant told The Post.Rich Caplan
It has a foyer, living room, dining room, media room, gallery hallway, according to the listing.
It has a foyer, living room, dining room, media room, gallery hallway, according to the listing. Rich Caplan
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A sitting area is pictured.
A sitting area is pictured. Rich Caplan
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"My favorite spot is Mark's office. I'm a super fan. I love his books, they're super helpful, and his office is really beautiful. It has nice millwork and is really well-done. You can really see the writer's mind in the space," said Serhant.
“My favorite spot is Mark’s office. I’m a super fan. I love his books, they’re super helpful, and his office is really beautiful… You can really see the writer’s mind in the space,” said Serhant.Rich Caplan
The self-help guru bought the five-bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom house for $12.95 million in November 2018.
The self-help guru bought the five-bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom house for $12.95 million in November 2018.Rich Caplan
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The self-help guru bought the five-bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom house for $12.95 million in November 2018 but barely lived there due to travel and COVID-related move-in delays, according to Sehant.

“It is very rare to find a brand-new construction, barely lived in place like this in prime Tribeca. It’s very unique,” listing agent Ryan Serhant told The Post.

It has a foyer, living room, dining room, media room, gallery hallway and office spaces, according to the listing.

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The eat-in kitchen has an island breakfast bar, dual refrigerators, oversized wine storage, dual ovens, built-in burners, oversized dishwashers, according to the listing.
The eat-in kitchen has an island breakfast bar, dual refrigerators, oversized wine storage, dual ovens, built-in burners, oversized dishwashers, according to the listing. Rich Caplan
The kitchen island is pictured.
The kitchen island is pictured. Rich Caplan
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The kitchen has black cabinetry.
The kitchen has black cabinetry. Rich Caplan
The island doubles as a breakfast bar with seating.
The island doubles as a breakfast bar with seating. Rich Caplan
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The living room and dining room are joined in an open floor plan.
The living room and dining room are joined in an open floor plan. Rich Caplan
The living and dining rooms have exposed ceiling beams.
The living and dining rooms have exposed ceiling beams. Rich Caplan
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Lights hang above the table.
Lights hang above the table. Rich Caplan
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A second dining table is pictured.
A second dining table is pictured. Rich Caplan
A gallery wall is set up with lights to display art.
A gallery wall is set up with lights to display art. Rich Caplan
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“My favorite spot is Mark’s office. I’m a super fan. I love his books, they’re super helpful, and his office is really beautiful… You can really see the writer’s mind in the space,” Serhant told The Post.

The eat-in kitchen has an island breakfast bar, dual refrigerators, oversized wine storage, dual ovens, built-in burners and oversized dishwashers, according to the listing.

Mark Manson wrote “Everything Is F*cked: A Book About Hope” in 2019. Getty Images
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The primary bedroom suite has large windows.
The primary bedroom suite has large windows.Rich Caplan
The primary bedroom has three walk-in closets.
The primary bedroom has three walk-in closets.Rich Caplan
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The primary bedroom is pictured from another angle.
The primary bedroom is pictured from another angle. Rich Caplan
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One of five bedrooms is pictured. Rich Caplan

The primary bedroom suite has large windows, three walk-in closets, dual bathrooms with vanities, soaking tubs, sauna, separate showers and water closets, according to the listing.

The 10-story, 27-unit pet-friendly 2015 building has a doorman, a concierge, a rooftop lounge, a gym, a garden and a children’s playroom, according to the listing.

The author, who Olympic gymnast Simone Biles credited with helping her learn to prioritize her needs, also co-wrote a memoir with Will Smith called “Will,” slated to be released November 9.

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The primary bedroom suite has dual bathrooms with vanities.
The primary bedroom suite has dual bathrooms with vanities.Rich Caplan
A soaking tub is pictured.
A soaking tub is pictured. Rich Caplan
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The bathrooms have a sauna plus separate showers and water closets, according to the listing.
The bathrooms have a sauna plus separate showers and water closets, according to the listing. Rich Caplan
A soaking tub is pictured from another angle.
A soaking tub is pictured from another angle. Rich Caplan
One of six-and-a-half bathrooms is pictured.
One of six-and-a-half bathrooms is pictured. Rich Caplan
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This dark wall is an accent from the airy space filled with natural light. Rich Caplan
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A screening room is pictured.
A screening room is pictured. Rich Caplan
A screening room is pictured from another angle.
A screening room is pictured from another angle. Rich Caplan
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