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Nick Jonas floats evidence for wild sports championship theory

Nick Jonas might be onto something.

One day after the Los Angeles Dodgers captured their first World Series title in 32 years, the 28-year-old singer suggested he and his pop star brothers could actually be the key to some of the biggest sports triumphs in recent history.

“The Dodgers won the World Series last night, and yet, no one is talking about the very, very obvious theme here,” Nick said Wednesday of the so-called “Jonas Blessing.” “To fully understand this conspiracy, we have to back things up to September 22, 2019.”

Recalling a past Jonas Brothers concert in Kansas City, Nick recalled how Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes was in attendance with his now-fiancée, Brittany Matthews.

“Cut to a few months later, Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl 54,” Nick added.

Nick then went to a December 2019 show in Arizona, which was attended by a certain Dodgers star.

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“Who was there, you might ask? Oh, Cody Bellinger,” he said. “Cut to October 27, the Dodgers win the World Series.”

Nick further fueled the JoBros theory by bringing Lewis Hamilton into the mix.

“Attended the Jonas Brothers concert in Paris on February 22, just last week, he won his 92nd Grand Prix — the most of all time,” the singer continued.

Nick then spoke directly to the championship-starved athletes, noting the first step towards a victory is going to a Jonas Brothers concert.

“Basically the reverse of the Drake curse,” Nick quipped. “And just remember, it’s not about how hard you practice, how naturally gifted you are, it’s about the ‘Year 3000,’ ‘When You Look Me in the Eyes,’ ‘S.O.S.,’ and of course, ‘Sucker.'”

After rolling through the JoBros’ greatest hits, Nick congratulated the “Jonas-loving” athletes, “who were smart enough to come to a show.”

Perhaps the Jets and Giants can stream “Happiness Continues” during the next film session?