This comic’s hardcore ‘Hamilton’ parody won ‘Oscars for porn’

Alexander Hamilton may have come to America — but it’s the porn parody “Hamiltoe” that really made a splash.

New York comedian Eitan Levine really cleaned up at Saturday’s Adult Video News Awards (the porn community’s answer to the Oscars). He bagged Clever Title of the Year honors for “Hamiltoe,” a porn parody he came up with after seeing the smash Broadway show.

The 29-year-old Upper West Side “weird journalist-comedian hybrid” tells The Post of his surprise win, “It’s the best bragging rights of all time.”

Levine, who grew up Modern Orthodox in Springfield, NJ, and graduated from Yeshiva University, admits that while he’s not the most likely candidate to dominate the porn space, he’s only human.

“I think everyone watches porn, to be completely honest,” says Levine, who also lived in Israel. “It’s a bigger red flag now if you don’t watch porn. If you don’t have a computer full of porn, you must have a freezer full of human feet.”

The “aggressively single” Levine is basking in his big win — even if his traditional bubbe isn’t. “I don’t think Bubbe knows what porn is — she still has a flip phone,” says Levine, who adds that the rest of his family are trying to get on board with the decidedly unkosher comedy.

The former writer for Elite Daily explains the process for the beloved porn parody. “The original plot was that Britain had intense porn rules so Alexander Hamilton would be a pounding father to make a better porn,” he tells The Post.

“Hamiltoe” isn’t for the faint of heart, with explicit sex scenes, although it’s nothing Levine can’t handle. “It’s aggressive porn — they’re very into it. There’s a lot of mascara running,” he says.

It was produced by Wood Rocket, which helmed other parodies including “Strokémon,” “Assventure Time” and “Fap To The Future,” according to the “Hamiltoe” GoFundMe page, which has raised $1,000 to offset a documentary Levine’s working on.

As for the award nominations in November, Levine says he was blown away that his little porn that could was nominated for four awards, and immediately mounted a “for your consideration” campaign.

“Saturday Night Live’s” “Weekend Update” even name-dropped the fledgling porn with a joke about Hamilton throwing away his shot.

For the awards in Las Vegas, where Cardi B performed, Levine admits it was a culture shock for the nice Jewish boy from Jersey, who walked the red carpet draped in authentic colonial garb.

The tears — and whatever else — flowed when he won.

“I absolutely lost it — it was the coolest thing that ever happened,” says Levine, who adds that he’s officially done with porn, as soon as he finishes one item on his to-do list: “I’m going to Jizney-land!”

The outsize attention on “Hamiltoe,” which also won the award for best soundtrack, also includes a tweet from the Pulitzer Prizes committee: “This amuses us. Will the ‘Hamilton’ porn parody also win a Pulitzer Prize?”

But for Levine, there’s no comparison between the two: “Ours is free online, and you don’t have to enter a lottery to see it.” Lin-Manuel Miranda is rumored to be a fan as well.

But Levine still maintains whose production is best: “You can’t jerk off to ‘Hamilton,’ but you can jerk off to ‘Hamiltoe’ — that’s the biggest difference.”