Woman yells at mall Santa: ‘You’re not even real!’

A woman ended up on Santa’s naughty list – for calling him fake in a foul-mouthed tirade.

“Do you have a sleigh? No? You f—g d—head,” the woman screamed at St. Nick, who was working at the Dufferin Mall in Toronto this weekend.

“You’re not magic! You’re not even real! I heard about it when I was a young kid!” she yelled, according to the Huffington Post. “You’re not real, man!”

Jolly ol’ Santa kept his composure on his crimson couch while the woman — who was dressed in black and gray — berated him at the entrance to his grotto.

A bystander who caught the Yule-tirade on cellphone told video licensing agency Viral Hog that Santa avoided engaging with the woman, who was then questioned by security.

“Was at Dufferin Mall in Toronto this past week and saw this woman completely flip out on the mall Santa,” the passer-by said online.

A mall spokeswoman confirmed to HuffPost that the woman left without incident.