A dimwitted New Jersey man who boasted on Facebook about robbing a New Jersey post office was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in jail.
Christopher Siguenza left little to the imagination when he posted on March 24: “How I go n rob a post office n the b—ch help me take the money s—t is crazy lol.”
The social media post came just two days after the 21-year-old Moonachie resident jumped the counter at the Palisades Park post office and forced a clerk to open up the cash register, according to the Pascack Valley Daily Voice.
Siguenza fled with $90 in cash and tossed some of the clothing he was wearing in a nearby trash can.
But cops recovered the clothes and showed the clerk a photo lineup, in which she picked out Siguenza.
The crook’s rap sheet includes busts for driving without a license and marijuana possession.
He was already locked up at Bergen County Jail for allegedly stealing credit cards from gym lockers and using them to buy booze when he was nabbed for the post-office robbery.