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Nothing but beans for Stitches

National Coffee Day has come and gone, but not without a new study that states people who consume at least four cups a day have a 64 percent lower risk of kicking the bucket at 45. Joe DeRupo of the National Coffee Association, reasons “Coffee is loaded with antioxidants.” Hold on Cuppa Joe. Coffee-guzzling Stitches’ picks have been quite toxic lately. And Tom Brady, five time Super Bowl Champ, says he has “never tried coffee.” Dunkin’ Donuts may be the official brew of the Patriots, but Brady runs on smoothies. … Opening week mercifully ended for Megyn Kelly Today. NBC’s newest star got on the wrong side of Debra Messing and Jane Fonda. Highlight: Soccer hero Carli Lloyd’s interview was interrupted by a cameraman who accidentally walked in front of Lloyd and uttered “$#!T” before leaving the screen. Little too much coffee?

All eyes on Giancarlo Stanton in Miami this weekend. Odrisamer Despaigne held the Rockies in check last week in Colorado. Atlanta makes its final stop at Marlins Park. Twenty units on Miami.

Chase Anderson temporarily saved the Brewers’ season. One run over seven innings and Milwaukee dealt the Cards a 5-3 loss. Rangers beat the A’s 5-3 in battle of walking dead teams. Split leaves us at negative 737 el exigentes.