“This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.” President Trump made it through his first 100 days and we survived the month of April. Six months to go for Stitches, about 1,360 days for The Donald.
Turned the double play Sunday. Houston’s Dallas Keuchel became the first pitcher to register five wins. Made it look easy again as the Astros defeated the A’s. Then Minnesota’s Phil Hughes got roughed up in Kansas City, but the Twins outscored the Royals 7-5. Deposit sweetened our savings to 785 armstrongs. … Loved the accommodations here in Houston so we’ll stay another night. Rangers come in for a set to renew their battle for the state. Lance “Jekyll & Hyde” McCullers goes for the ’stros. His frightening 9.64 ERA on the road shrinks to a very tranquil 1.83 in front of the Minute Maid faithful. One large O.J. and 20 units on the Astros.