Word this week that doctors performed successful “sex reassignment” surgery on Caitlyn Jenner in January. Stitches hopes she doesn’t book any flights with United Airlines. The “seat reassignment” may not go as smoothly. … Basketball season ending early, as expected, for the locals. Carmelo Anthony is likely done after seven seasons in New York. Arguably one of the top 10 Knicks of all-time but both he and the club should benefit from cutting ties.
Melo hasn’t won anything since Syracuse 2003, nine months removed from high school. Gold medals? Believe that’s known as “shooting fish in a barrel.” Plenty of excitement in celebrity row but the club hasn’t been exciting on the floor since Linsanity reigned. As for Jeremy, his lengthy injury enabled the Celtics to get a top-4 pick in this year’s draft, which should in turn keep the locals in the Dumpster for years to come. Ouch.
Took an extra inning but the Indians pulled through for us. Boosting the profits to 486 kardashians. Stitches Express pulls into the nation’s capital. Believe we’ll see the real Max Scherzer today after a lackluster debut. Backed by the red-hot Bryce Harper and that’s trouble for the Redbirds — 20 units on the Nats.