Hondo and the Cubs would have been better off Tuesday night if Jonny Lager had stayed in the clubhouse and pounded beers, ate fried chicken and played video games, just like the good-old days in Boston. Unfortunately, he took the mound in Cleveland, and the earnings tumbled to 3,302 mahorns.
Wednesday night: Mr. Aitch will roll with some roundball — 20 units on the Raptors to ’saur past the Pistons.
Hillary Clinton turns 69 on Wednesday, and word is she plans a quiet celebration with friends at one of her homes. As usual, the highlight will be when the cake comes out and she dons her birthday pantsuit. … Tiger Woods told interviewer Charlie Rose the only regret he has is that he didn’t return to Stanford for one more year. That’s somewhat surprising. You’d think getting caught cheating and having wife Elin go upside his head with a 9-iron might have made the list.