Familia pulled yet another October flop on Wednesday night, which sent the Mets home and caused Hondo’s earnings to shrink to 3,793 pagliaronis.
Thursday night: Mr. Aitch will sample the Porcello at Progressive Field in Cleveland — 20 units on the Bosawx to make Bauer cower.
Al Gore reportedly will hit the campaign trail soon on Hillary Clinton’s behalf, supposedly to mobilize millennials concerned about climate change. Sources say she wants the former VP to go basement to basement at their parents’ houses (where they all live, according the Pantsuit) to try to win them over … It has to be viewed as a desperate move on the part of the Clinton campaign — asking the country’s most uncharismatic politician to rally support for the country’s most unlikable candidate … It’s too bad Gore sold Current TV. He could have tried to influence the 27 people who watched that so-called network to vote for Hillary.