Hondo’s Indians were nipped by the Mets on Friday night, but that damage was largely offset when the Twins broke their 2016 maiden to put the earnings at 236 charboneaus.
Saturday: Even though Harvey has been tinkling with his motion, Mr. Aitch expects Cleveland to hose the Metamucil ace — 20 units on Tomlin.
The jersey Mike Piazza wore when he hit the dramatic HR in the Mets’ first game after 9/11 has been bought back by several fans who want it displayed at the 9/11 Museum, the Hall of Fame and Citi Field. They better order up tight security when it’s at Citi Field; otherwise the Wilponzies will try to get their mitts on it and sell it again. … From emailer Donny Mac: The story about the ninth grade girls at a school in Des Moines hiring a male stripper last Friday for their swimming club’s annual event, already is having far-reaching effects. Word is NYC’s prestigious Stuyvesant High School — home of “Slutty Wednesday” — soon will start up “Stripper Friday.” … Chipotle has been advised to open up some drive-thru restaurants to increase revenue, which seems like a good idea. It will be interesting for their daring customers to see what’s quicker, the drive-thru or the burrito flow-thru.