In more life-imitating-porn news, two single Asian women — complete strangers to boot — were accidentally booked into an S&M room at a “love hotel” on Valentine’s Day.
Sadly, according to the over-the-top prudes at the Daily Mail, it didn’t exactly end in bow chicka wow wow.
The don’t-get-your-hopes-up backstory goes as follows: The ladies were trying to fly from southwest China’s Chongqing to Hangzhou, the capital of eastern Zhejiang province, this past Sunday.
Due to inclement weather (sound familiar?), the Hainan Airlines flight was delayed until the next day, so the airline kindly offered to comp them a room overnight at a nearby hotel.
The only catch was the two, who’d never met before, would have to share the room.
Well, a few other catches. As it turns out, said hotel was a per-hour, short-stay love hotel, and said room had “dirty-looking” sex chairs, chains, and wrist and ankle cuffs “fully equipped for a night of bondage.”
The women were apparently “horrified,” and one — screen name Lou Bao — whined about her feigned moral outrage on China’s social media site Weibo (with “shocking” pics and all).
The public shaming strong-armed the airline (whose poor booking agent, lucky enough to even find a vacant hotel room on Valentine’s Day in a country of 1.3 billion people, didn’t even realize what a “themed suite” was) to issue a public apology.
Look, ladies, if you find “horror” instead of humor in being inadvertently put up at a hooker hotel for a couple of hours during a storm, is it any wonder you’re single on Valentine’s Day?
Just saying.