Dallas turned into Fort Worthless on Sunday when Kansas City pounded the AL’s star starter and caused Hondo’s deficit to expand to 1,910 kubeks.
Monday night: It’s Nova time again for Mr. Aitch — 10 units on the Yankees to harry Harrison. And that’s the name of that tune.
The move to have Joe “CannonBalls” Biden run for President is picking up some steam, although sources say the Gaffe Machine is concerned that as President he might have to give up skinny-dipping. However, supporters are trying to convince him previous presidents such as Bill Clinton and JFK enjoyed clothes-less hobbies … NBC news chief Andrew Lack reportedly is considering a name change for R-S MSNBC (Ratings-Starved MSNBC). Just a thought, but “Total BSNBC” might be a good choice … The Metamucils found a raccoon in the Citi Field weight room on Sunday, bringing back bad memories of when they played in that Big Blue And Orange, Ramshackle, Stank, Raw-Sewage Infested Eyesore/Dump, which also sometimes was known as Shea Stadium.