Hondo plunged deeper into the red Thursday when Jason Vargas and the Royals provided no afternoon delight in Minnesota, which put the negative number at 95 wigginses.
Friday: Mr. Aitch will band together with the one and only Jimmy Shields in Wrigley — 10 units on the Padres. For his night move, he’ll take a Wacha on the wild side with the Cards — 10 units.
After seeing the video of off-air TV reporter Britt McHenry’s meltdown in which she thoroughly demeaned a clerk at a tow garage, you have to hand it to ESPN for having some exceptionally talented makeup artists.
Fabulously wealthy Hillary Clinton, who has made the income gap an issue in her campaign, reportedly didn’t tip at Chipotle on Monday, which makes her tighter than a double-wide pantsuit on a triple-wide candidate. … The Portly Pantsuit’s version of the truth came under scrutiny again this week because she claimed all of her grandparents were immigrants. It turns out only one was. According to emailer DonnyMac, when husband Bill was asked to comment on whether she was lying, he replied: “It depends on what your definition of “all” is.” …. Hillary also is taking some heat because her driver parked the “Scooby van” in a handicapped zone in Council Bluffs, Iowa. However, cops didn’t give her a ticket because they decided she is handicapped — by an inability to tell the truth.