The Sochi Games prove that poor style is a truly international epidemic, from Italian skaters to Swedish skiers and everyone in between.
Drumroll, please, for the winners for most outrageous sartorial faux-pas:
Team Bermuda at the Opening Ceremony
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Danielle O’Brien and Gregory Merriman
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Henrik Harlaut
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Hubertus von Hohenlohe
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Katie Uhlaender
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Kirsten Moore-Towers and Dylan Moscovitch
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Norwegian curling team
I’m not entirely sure what “curling” is, but the Norwegian team could have spared everyone the dizzying suits — part Charlie Brown, part Andy Warhol Brillo Pad box.
Stefania Berton and Ondrej Hotarek
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Team USA at the Opening Ceremony
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In the fine words of CNN’s Piers Morgan:
Yuzuru Hanyu
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Who crafted this special creation, you ask? None other than Sochi’s resident fashionista, Johnny Weir. Stick to styling yourself, Johnny, design is not your color.