Kim Kardashian: Ok, Kim. You showed, we’ll tell: love the Barbarella hair and props for sticking to a one-piece, but we’re absolutely not convinced baby got it back. It’s a little too early for holiday ham so #nothanks.
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Nicki Minaj: This looks like a tacky flotation device left in a Vegas hot tub. Better watch out Nicki, Lil’ Kim already pioneered the pasty trend…
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Kendall Jenner: Kendall is technically covered up, thank God, but the setting suggests a prologue to a movie she’s, um, not even of age to see. Plus kissy faces at this point in time are unforgivable
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Mariah Carey: Mariah might want to keep private moments private. If this is a birthday present for hubby as she suggests, we’re so glad she didn’t share the unwrapping.
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Adrianne Curry: While ANTM’s first winner certainly got her angles right, she should be reminded that this dirty finished basement is not a photo studio and the world at large is not a nudist colony. Is that a cat she’s stroking? Ew.
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Amanda Bynes: It screams volumes that Amanda Bynes got committed not long after this photo was taken. The craziest part is she thought this was cute.
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