That’s A Moron
(A Post song parody sung to the tune of the legendary Dean Martin classic “That’s Amore”)
When you act like an ass And your fist hits the glass
That’s A moron
When your team is a dud You decide to shed blood
That’s A moron
When you can’t beat the Heat And you can’t stand defeat
That’s A moron
When you think there’s a fire But it’s only your ire
That’s A moron
You won’t beat the Heat With one sorry tweet
That’s A moron
You signed with the Knicks Now you make your fans sick
That’s A moron
You rocked pick-and-roll And then you lost control
That’s A moron
You can’t play with Melo You’re an unhappy fellow
That’s A moron
You came here a star Now you watch from afar
That’s A moron
There will be no ring Just your arm in a sling
That’s A moron