He wants liberty and justice for booze.
Liquor entrepreneur Don Sessions is petitioning the government allow him to print the Pledge of Allegiance on bottles of his “Ol’ Glory Beer.”
Federal regulations bar images and references to the flag on booze bottles, but Sessions says it’s high time for patriotic spirits.
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The mask couldn’t hide his shrunken ego.
A masked man in Georgia held up an adult store by putting his finger under his coat and pretending it was a gun, all so that the could steal a $52.99 “male enhancement system.”
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A French fast-food joint is going way upscale with this burger.
The chain of “Quick” eateries has started selling the “Supreme Foie Gras Burger,” a beef patty topped with a pate made from fatty duck liver of the sort usually found only in fancy restaurants.
The burgers cost $10, with fries and drink.
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Just because you admitted to ripping off a store for more than $300 and running over a cop during your getaway, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t enjoy some R & R.
A British judge is allowing the perpetrator to take a seven-week Australian vacation before she’s sent off to jail.
The woman was supposed to be sentenced in December, but the judge delayed her reckoning to allow her to use the vacation bookings for which she had already paid.
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McDonald’s is really a smash in Germany.
A teenager riding a 12-ton farm tractor wrecked the drive-through window at a Mickey D’s when he decided to ride through and place an order.
The boy, who was fined $4,700, explained to cops that he just assumed the behemoth vehicle would fit the tight space.