This guy must be one hell of a ladies’ man.
When police in Iowa arrested Brian Mickle for drunkenly wandering into a restaurant kitchen and urinating on the floor, they said, he not only reeked of booze, he stank of “zesty Italian salad dressing.”
Mickle refused a sobriety test, but cops said it was clear “he had enough to drink.”
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Dude, it’s just a game.
A 20-year-old video-game nut in France hunted down a rival who beat his character in the online game Counter-Strike and tried to stab him to death — in real life.
Julien Barreaux narrowly missed his opponent’s heart and was ordered to undergo psychiatric tests.
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Maybe these critters are just trying to get back at humans for the Gulf oil spill.
Officials in Poland said heavy flooding that has already claimed the lives of 15 people was made worse by beavers.
Experts say the dam-builders have a bad habit of digging tunnels in levees, undermining their effectiveness.
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Hundreds of gorgeous blond women marched arm in arm in the capital of Latvia to cheer up workers who had lost their jobs in the economic slump.
“It is just great to do something positive in Latvia and at the same time promote blondes as being fun, positive, intelligent people,” said one of the stunners in Riga.
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An Australian man who claims to be irresistible to women has sued a bar he believes threw him out because he was too handsome.
Colin Belle says he was “unfairly victimized” when violently ejected by bouncers at Shenanigans Irish Bar in Darwin.
“When I go in a bar, I guarantee you I stand there, not moving, and 15 women come up to me,” Belle said.
“I’m a friendly person. Of course I’m going to talk to them.”