Talk about a brain freeze!
A Tennessee man who stole cases of beer from a gas station returned a few minutes later to exchange them because they were warm.
The clerk told cops she was out back restocking and discovered the cases missing when she came back up front.
The man returned a few minutes later and when the suspicious woman asked if he had paid for the beer, he fled.
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Don’t mess with this guy.
An Englishman tagged with the mundane moniker Richard Smith has legally changed his name to “Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand.”
The former Mr. Smith, known to friends as “Spiff,” said he was unhappy with such a plain name and decided to spice things up.
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A British company is offering to sell colonies of pubic lice to jilted lovers to inflict upon their exes.
“If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place,” the company says on its Web site.
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Sports promoters in Peru celebrated Mother’s Day by inviting gals to don boxing gloves and duke it out with other moms.
Ten women took part in the bouts and several went down for the count.
Promoters said they were trying to capitalize on the success of world super flyweight champion Kina Malpartida, who hails from Peru.
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A Chinese man who police reported was hacked to death 10 years ago showed up in his hometown very much alive.
Detectives had even extracted a confession from a man who was sentenced to 29 years.
The innocent jailbird’s been freed.