The war on terror has another casualty — this guy’s ego.
A humiliated TSA screener, whose small penis was revealed to all his colleagues at the Miami airport when he did a test run through a new full-body X-ray machine, allegedly beat one of his co-workers with a nightstick after taking endless abuse.
Rolando Negrin, 44, said he “couldn’t take the jokes anymore.”
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Justice wasn’t that blind.
A man who posed as his identical-twin brother at a Florida hearing was found in contempt of court after a lawyer picked up on the switcheroo.
Marcus Mauceri said he did it because his brother, Matthew, was unable to make it to court on time for the opening of his fraud case. Marcus got 179 days in jail.
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They should tattoo the letter A — for ass — on this guy’s forehead.
A 20-year-old Ohio man was sentenced to three years for tattooing the letter A on the rear end of a 19-month-old girl. And it wasn’t even his kid!
The child had been left in Lee Dietrick’s care when her mother went to see a friend in the hospital.
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Classy.
A woman wearing a T-shirt that read, “I own the p- – – y so I make the rules” in an Illinois courtroom was held in contempt by an offended judge.
Jennifer LaPenta, 19, was in court to lend support to a friend and insisted that she hadn’t even realized which shirt she’d put on that day.
“All the officers thought it was hilarious. It was humiliating,” LaPenta said.
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The 970th try was the charm.
A 69-year-old South Korean woman who recently passed the written part of her driver’s exam after 960 attempts, has now passed the driving part after only 10 attempts.
Cha Sa-soon is now in the market to buy a car.